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Currently eating no red meat or bread at present . Forced to due to illness. But I feel a lot healthier for doing it . Fish every day and not the battered variety.

I enjoyed sneaky pete , well worth a mention .

More than happy to finish top 10 . I would have took it at the start of the season. Dissappointed to go out the cup but who isn't . Already looking ahead to who Puel might bring in come the summer though I have a feeling im gonna be disappointed unless we sell first

Absolutely correct I feel , we will have done good business just to get a couple off the books. I cant see much coming in as i'm not sure we will get a decent bid for Mahrez . I wouldn't be surprised if he was here till his contract ran out.

My wife said ''Can you explain why i've just found a pair of women's knickers in your coat pocket ?'' , I said ''Yes , it's because your a nosey **** !''

''I don't feel at home in this world anymore '' and ''look who's back'' on Netflix were both good films .

Ouch , i'd be gutted if it was us

Thoughts on Walsh at Everton wanting Vardy ? I know what mine is and it involves Walsh and a pair of nutcrackers

Rondon hasn't bagged many times this season has he . Has he been injured or is he shite ?

Bar a right back and Dragovic I think no-one else will be coming in unless we sell.

I went to the doctors for my annual check up. When I got there he asked me to drop my trousers. As he gloved up and lubed. He proceeded to finger my prostate saying "This feels fine. Why did you book an anal check up?" I've now been diagnosed with dyslexia.

Just drove past Jamie Carragher ???????

Watched it today , thanks for the tip . Good film !

We only played shite European teams apparently hence our progression.

Tucker and Dale vs evil was a good turn on the hillbilly slasher type of film. I found it funny anyway. One under the radar and its on Netflix.

''Shape of water'' unusual to say the least but not really that impressed , predictable storyline.

2-0 BAH

Whilst I generally agree with your comment , in this case if you watch the video its only banter , he should have gave a bit of banter back not gobbed at the car.

What I was going to say . I'm not the sharpest tool in the box mind.

Have you got a bloody time machine

I think he's improving steadily and is less selfish aswell , he used to really frustrate me but that's diminished considerably. He steadied Chilwell's nerves and dug him out a few times in that first half. IMO the amount of time he gets on the pitch is justified .

Didn't see that coming after 20 minutes. Great performance.

great save

I despair , I really despair