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  1. That's a test in itself . You'll probably find yourself dropping more points here .
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    The joke thread

    I went to a fancy underwear shop and asked if a pair of knickers were satin . The assistant replied 'No , they're new .'
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    The joke thread

    I went on a barging holiday recently..........................didn't have a boat , i just kept pushing people into the canal.
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    The joke thread

    The couple next door have recently made a sex tape . Obviously , they don't know that yet
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    The joke thread

    My grief counsellor died suddenly this morning . Luckily, he was so good i didnt give a shit !
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    The joke thread

    Daily Mail online: Masturbation may help prevent the common cold. I bloody hope so, I've got no tissues left.
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    Let's have a films thread.

    Hereditary was brilliant i thought
  8. Its always weird and seems so out of place when you hear it these days , always puts me straight on the defensive. Equally annoying is when people pull the race card on you ''Nah mate , its not your race , its that your a ****in' idiot''.
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    Man U 2-,Leicester 1 post match thread.

    That's why i don't bother to watch it .
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    Man U 2-,Leicester 1 post match thread.

    Got in the car after a long shift , turned the radio on and we are 1-0 down after 4 minutes to a penalty . My first thought ? Amartey . Still, unlucky lads .