Jobyfox

Chat GPT screenshots yesterday Wiki screenshots today You must be in a constant starts of irritation

We love you too (from the bottom of our pencil cases)

I’m disappointed that this thread was so well qualified in the title. I’d have enjoyed the meltdown about being too old and expensive 😁

I need to look at something less surreal than this thread. Has anyone seen: "Everything, Everywhere, all at Once?"

This is the only link that had a “Tier 1” source rating, but seems to have gone very quiet

Well, just to annoy Miquel I asked Chat GPT on your behalf…

The problem with all of these links is that it’s not who we’re selling, but who we’re not buying!!

You might be waiting a while. Probably quicker to just get a VPN …

This time last week I imagine he thought he might be lining up for Crystal Palace …

Well I asked ChatGPT:

None in. Would have been one, but we were late with the paperwork

Don’t care about him. I suspect he’ll be one of those who proves to be not as good as he thinks he is. My bigger concern is getting anyone in before the window slams shut. BEK would be quickly forgotten with the right signings, but I have no confidence that will happen

Well truth is that we need one to stick very soon otherwise it’s nobody in before deadline

I thought he was brilliant on Strictly Come Dancing

Last time we were in the Championship we, Leeds and Southampton were miles better than anyone else. Then add in Ipswich who rode on a wave of momentum. Early days, but it doesn’t look like the division will have so many outliers this time around. It’s poor to average including us. The immensely frustrating thing is that it really wouldn’t take much investment in the transfer market to elevate us to automatic promotion hot favourites. Literally 2 or 3 players could do it but, sadly, still no real links

I’m not a “boo-er” of players generally so I agree to some degree, but there is a certain amount of revisionism as to what DG contributed whilst at Leicester. He gets so much leeway because of “that goal” he scored after Vichai’s death. I’m sure most players would have behaved in a similar way and showed similar respect. The chance, and the goal, happened to come his way. Prior to that he spent most of his time sulking because he wasn’t in the team. He kept bleating on social media about it even when Mahrez and Albrighton were the two players ahead of him and had just won the Premier League. When he did get the opportunity he flattered to deceive. He had more false starts than Patson Daka. He was in the right place, at the right time, to give us “that” moment, but the rest of the time he was a self entitled poser who was nowhere near as good as he thought he was. I wouldn’t boo him, but it was hardly the return of Marc Albrighton or even Harvey Barnes. Even Mahrez got boo-ed and, despite the things he said, was far more deserving of a free pass than Demarai Gray ever was

Our first Afghan? (by descent)

You might have to be a certain age to appreciate that

I hope he is and he displays the right attitude. If that isn’t the case it would be difficult to keep him around. We had VK and Soumare out on loan last time we were down here. I’m not saying that would be a good decision for us, but the least worst if his dummy is still bouncing down the path.

We look a better team when he’s in it. Not because he’s any good, but because the alternative is Jordan Ayew

It’s a crap position to be in as he obviously doesn’t want to be with us, but I don’t think we’ll get the money. To avoid keeping a disgruntled player I can see him going out on loan. This doesn’t help the money situation other than we’ll get his wages off the books.

It’s funny with Vesty. One game he can look so statuesque and lost, but another game he can look cultured and sublime. He was my MoTM tonight. I thought he was defensively sound and sometimes our most creative player. I won’t get too excited though as we all know his limitations. They’re just less likely to be exposed at this level

Agreed. I think it piles pressure on him being a regular starter. I’d rather him grow organically and avoid the risk of breaking him.

I’ve always thought that Ayew was one of our worst signings but, up to now, not one of our worst players, but currently he is. Because he dictates the way we play. He’s not good enough to play wide and he’s not good enough to lead the line. We just have no outlet ball with him and no pressure from the front. We’re just too easy to play against. He has his uses as a support striker but, even then, I don’t like him starting games. He’s better coming on late and helping us see out games. We’ve looked far more effective with Daka on, but it’s stating the obvious to say that we desperately need a new striker