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Genuine question: Tyldesley just said that Ruud wasn't our first choice - who was, then? Potter?

Has Emile brought his boots? Get that beautiful man back in a blue shirt. I don't care if he's 59.

Didn't you hear? He's really good now because he made a run in the Ipswich game.

Has he managed more than 3 minutes of first team football? Yep, that puts him ahead of Edouard.

Other than Justin, Vestergaard, Coady, Kristiansen, Ndidi, Soumare and McAteer - that's a decent line-up.

Agreeing to a clause that prevents us from recalling our own player - another administrative masterclass from Rudkin and co.

"Yep, two Hawaiian pizzas please.....in about 45 minutes would be ideal, mate."

Mad move when you consider how well Tommy Cannon is playing since we loaned him out. Edouard in, Cannon out was not good business

"Hey Ruud, I've been thinking....what about Danny Ward as a libero?"

Because he's shit, mate. And none of them have been good, bar maybe Mads and Facundo.

Just for the record, Chat GPT does actually know more about football than our caretaker manager:

Glad I was able to cheer you up, pal

I completely agree. This team is significantly worse than the one that went down in 22/23. Thinking back to 2014/15, that team was losing but staying in games and showing some fight - this team have got nothing. It's a really poor squad.

Just a friendly reminder that we've lost every game he has started in.

This is no slight on Mads, he's probably been our best player so far, but at times like this I think we really miss Kasper's leadership. He'd have gone absolutely bananas after a performance like that. We've not had someone who holds the team accountable in the way that he did since Rodgers forced him out. I want to see more players with that will to win. Too many happy with playing like shit and collecting their wages without a second thought.

I'd like to think he's been reassured he'll have some money to spend on January, because this squad is pish.

2 capital city mini-breaks in a week. Lucky lads. Looks like they put more effort into the Copenhagen trip, though.

He's the epitome of everything that's wrong with the club imho. Overpaid, not very good, thinks he's great, doesn't concentrate, makes stupid mistakes week and week out, and just grins like a gimp. Can't wait to see the back of him.

Supports my long-held theory that there are plenty of people in top-level professional football who have a lesser understanding of the game than a lot of fans. Switching to an unfamiliar formation, bringing in a ring-rusty Coady and a confidence-shorn Luke Thomas....at LWB as well, a position he's never looked comfortable in - mental. As soon as I saw that line-up I knew this would be a car crash. I get there's not a lot of options but that formation and those tactics were just plain stupid.

The thing that gets me is, not only the fact he's ****ing shite, it's that I'm convinced he's doesn't really even care. Selfish twat.

It's just pure ****ing laziness every week. He's got pace and strength, but he's an idle ****

I'd rather Les Dawson had decided the tactics

I'm praying these aren't RvN's tactics

I actually despise him. ****ing useles ****