The People's Hero

Well yeah. You know who it is, don’t you ?

Yes. Vestergaard. Just about every other time. Oh and Kane when he did that stupid thing he did to try to injure the opposition players.

Brian? Fk off back to Villa; we haven't forgiven you yet.

Enzo can achieve his dream of a bench full of goalkeepers!

I can't post more than 10 a day, I think, so I might just have to resort to editing one post. But: - passing slick and excellent tempo (when we have the ball) - Hull can't really cope and have picked up a couple of yellows - their out-ball is direct and diagonal generally, so far so good, but you can see they are trying to get wide players 'on their bike'. Shape does potentially looked susceptible to this. - press so far is reasonably effective. - Nacho has walked everywhere so far. I like Nacho, but he does himself no favours. Maybe he's good enough to walk in this division, maybe not. - McAteer extremely lively and always available, his full-back is already booked and it looks like he's got him on toast, to my eyes. - Hull quite good when they have the ball; the number 3 is pretty quick and is finding space when they get the ball to him right.

Share the wealth please (but only via DM; absolutely not in the main forum) Thank you!

Yeah, you're right. I can't be bothered with checking for a stream and know you're not allowed to ask on here, so I'll see if anything useful appears in my inbox!

I only seem able to buy a pass to 'listen live' not 'watch live'. Am I messing this up, or is that right?

Castagne doesn't even play for us. Doubt you'll find a Fulham stream around here. Take your quinoa, ridiculous shoes and stream-begging-bowl elsewhere.

You and me... and a bottle of wine, To hold you tonight.

... which is our next game, so they'd struggle to do sooner.

Since he's signing for them, can we all now agree he's not only absolutely terrible but is dead to us.

Signing for the Gunners.

@MaidstoneFox you and me head up from Maidstone? Come on. One of these days you'll bite.

Nice try! He's really robust. Honest.

You lovely lovely foxes.

Greb! Your sovereignty is well respected. I've set my VPN to Grebland and everything is working super-duper. Cheers ol' Grebbo. ps Hope Mrs Greb, the Grebletts and Grebby Groggler the Grocker Graniel are keeping well.

Is that alleged Liverpool bid for KDH still on the table? £50mn and its done. But we'll be devastated to lose him.

Negative. It is usual and indeed good practice to play on the same pitch for the first and second half.

What has happened to Fryatt's and Taggart's face? The same thing has happened to mine!

ALT + F4.

Haha yeah, time for those who have been bigging up Winks to put on their big boy pants and admit that he should do far better. Poor from KDH to give it away also. Not brilliant from Ndidi. I think they'd got too used to playing WITH the ball.

Second (third?) before half time would be lovely .

Ndidi, new lease of life!

What a huge download. I had hoped to play by tonight, but I don't know if it will be fully downloaded. Who's playing and how are you finding it?