Mike Oxlong

Ref is going to pick up some bunce from his bet on Spurs to win after all

Oops 🤣

As Jonathan Ross might say, Spurs have been w@nk

Either this is full of euphemisms that I haven’t quite twigged or I’ve wandered into the housework and diy thread by mistake

The ref is obviously a Tory

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It’s the formal job title for a pimp

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Top six biased refs and media that rims the big boys like they’re an ice lolly on a hot day. Just two of the reasons I really don’t miss being in the PL.

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2 Mike 4:7 - You’re bonkers man but I love it

Kasper’s aged well

It’s part of the evolutionary pathway to dribbly piss, deteriorating eyesight, aches and pains after seemingly light exercise, getting up in the night to go to the loo, falling asleep in front of the telly in the evening and then waking up but lying on the sofa for a further half an hour knowing that you should really go to bed and thinking that lots of people you know are looking quite a bit older without recognising how you yourself are ageing

https://news.sky.com/story/herd-of-sheep-eats-100kg-of-cannabis-in-greece-after-storm-daniel-floods-12969680 I suppose they should have kept off the grass

It’s a bugger trying to fit one to the inside of the toilet seat lid ….. apparently

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Drink, charm and then shag like it’s an Olympic sport

The click waiting to happen is mostly about us being more clinical in the final third. I know we put 4 past Southampton but it seems this squad has the potential to score hatfuls of goals

Serious shaggers and papal annunciations on birth control are responsible

He’s like a bulldog on acid

This score line will put an extended contract for Thomas and buying the Sheffield Utd centre backs on our radar

That non tracking back made me wonder how Soumare is getting on

Double figures incoming