Mike Oxlong

Players must think they're on a bore the crap out of everyone bonus

I'm pretty sure US maps will be showing the new state of Trump Greenland in the not too distant future. Wouldn't surprise me if Venezuela and Cuba are being used as sounding boards for any adverse reaction to US colonial expansion before it takes action on Greenland

I'm assuming Luke Thomas has a hefty grapple bonus written into his 4 year contract

I wonder if our strike force has negotiated an xG bonus as opposed to a goal bonus given that they rarely score. Maybe a few thousand each for every game that the team get an xG of 0.02 or above

Given the suggestion that the Trump administration may be contemplating attacking one of its allies you have to conclude that a US security guarantee is worth five fifths of fvck all. Poor Ukraine !

Pass

Then he'll pass it like Ayew

This sort of signing illustrates everything that is wrong with our club under this leadership

Yes to all three questions isn't really a boycott at all is it ?

I was thinking of having a small flutter on the 45th and 47th President scoring a winning hat trick in the final for Team USA after their opponents, Brazil, have been reduced to 7 players after a spate of red cards for dissent.

It's why he quit Chelsea He heard H.Winks has been crying every day, not showering or brushing his teeth and only eating Farleys rusks soaked in milk since the day he left Leicester

Yeah, I just don't trust shit one to adequately replace shit two

Rudkin out before Marti please

I can't see that he blamed the supporters

Has Marti seen the secret Top pics ?

The difference in intensity and quality was plain to see A CBA mind set permeates through the club

He already has done and the DoF has the photo to prove it

Abdul playing for Abdul

Is Holloway available

Don’t worry. All we need to do is keep doing the right things

Feel sorry for Jordan He's surrounded by absolute garbage

Another goal contribution for his highlights reel

Players won't be turning up for this one