Mike Oxlong

I think it was when Enzo rolled off his sweaty body and left for Chelsea

Just seen that the twat's been announced on the shortlist for BBC Sports Personality of the Year

Vesterplod

We looked as knackered as a couple of Thai hookers after an all night bender with an Aussie spinner

Apathy 3 - 0 Leicester City Fans

I hope we’re screwing them for billions

Put a moustache on the little fella and you’d think he’s from Barcelona

Or Babestation

I'm beginning to like him in an Akinbiyi sort of way

Luke Thomas auditioning for WWF again 🤣

I'd have to find a new outlet for my hope and misery

Think we should be more positive. We can finish in 15th place if we pull together

Jon asked me to let you know that there’s only room for him in Top’s inner circle

Not some of the cast from the Bangkok production of Snow White then ?

There are some fans who would be quite content to cheer us into obscurity

On the present recruitment model we would sign a number of overpaid, over the hill, average at best benchwarmers from the lower reaches of the championship to spearhead our drive for League Two

No, absolutely not We didn't buy our way to success and so our achievement remains outstanding That we have since bought our way to such levels of failure on and off the pitch, whilst staggering in its incompetence, doesn't diminish what went before

He must be thick as mince

If we removed the opposition goal and goalkeeper from our matches I don't think what I'd be watching would be materially different from what I'm seeing at games now

Flipping the question a little I don't want us to get promoted as even with a few additions we would get battered most weeks in the PL I'd prefer to see a proper rebuild on and off the pitch to give ourselves a decent chance of staying in the top division next time we get there

The rot is predominantly within the players. Even during the game you can see that they take little notice of him. Too many players who either just aren't good enough or don't give a shit about LCFC

We have comprehensively disproven that you get what you pay for

Loan him out to Carlisle