Mike Oxlong

Our Nige could teach Antony Herlihy a thing or two about the art of communication !

He looks the part but in the few games I have seen him play he chucks in a couple of bomb scare moments. Sometimes you get away with them and sometimes you don’t but he’ll need to cut them out if he is to progress. Worth persevering with at the moment but the jury’s out for me in coming to a firm view about his potential.

Bet he cheats at Subbuteo by flicking the ball in with his finger

I sat in a dark room and using my iPhone torch cast penis shadows onto the ceiling

Presently losing 2-1 to LCFC - (Lincoln)

I love half time. We don’t concede during half time and yet carry the same threat we do on the pitch

54.3 % possession atm 0.04 xg 🤣

@hfaes sneaked some chilli powder in his jock strap

The aubergine curry was very tasty

BBM locked Ruud in the toilet at Seagrave for the entirety of Ruud's time with us. Ruud would only be fed scraps from the players buffet and could only sleep sitting upright on the pan as the cubicle was too small for the tall dutchman to lie down. For match days and press conferences BBM had the technical team from Abba Voyage create a virtual Ruud and he hired Steve McClaren to voice Ruud's responses to the media. This was so that BBM could run the coaching and team selection without interference but thinking that it might go tits up Ruud would be the fall guy. Reports are circulating that the club has hired Scooby Doo to investigate.

Of course, this is correct but it's disappointing that a sizeable portion of Americans still view him favourably

The irony is that the cvnt should sue himself for $trillions for damage to reputation after making posts like the Rob Reiner one (and countless others)

That's fvcked your prospects of getting a christmas card from every poster in this thread !

Trump should win this. He scored a beautiful goal, the sort of goal that’s never been seen before. Only this goal and his other beautiful goals should be on the shortlist.

Makes one realise how morally bankrupt all the leeches that suck up to Trump (such as Infantino) are

Pray very hard or wear a rabbits foot on your belt buckle or a bit of heather behind your ear Repost in May

Makes Beckham's one look bang average

I shagged Margot Robbie last night but I noticed a small dot of lipstick had strayed onto her skin at the corner of her lips. Put me right off.

The English Kante

Would be more of a goal threat even on crutches than Daka

The book is very good

My instinct is that anyone who inserts an initial into their name is a bit of a cvnt eg Donald J ....

One thing that's not fake news is that DT does have the biggest head in the history of the human race

I only saw the highlights but it looked like Bristol were at it like rabid ferrets second half

My Preston supporting mate can’t understand why we let Iversen go. Says he’s having a blinder of a season with them