Mike Oxlong

Maybe Leicester East now has a large Romanian male electorate

Not really Championship in waiting more than likely IMO

Some perspective needs to be applied. We’re not the most attractive proposition are we ? We are on shit creek, fastly approaching shit rapids, the bottom of the kayak’s been holed by a boulder and the paddle’s just snapped in two.

Seems from reading the above that some of you poor bastards would have enjoyed a bachelor’s life but for some awfully bad luck

All I know Wymesy is that your source promised it would be good news 🫰🤔

MODS !

Not entirely true. I’m what used to be called a dwarf

If the beautiful bastard keeps us up he’ll be first on my Valentine card list in 2026

For anyone even remotely interested the ugliness of a Leicester manager is properly measured on the Megson - Sousa scale

Would be a nice nod to the Elephant Man’s Leicester connections though

He’s too busy with pop master now it’s on tv

Must be a brand of Scandi underpants

“Jarrad Branthwaite. Carlisle born. And back in the north east tonight to make his debut”

I lost interest in Enzo after his post match comments following the Southampton home game Onwards and downwards !

Maybe Enzo wants to grow a perm for the reveal video

Mrs O asked me to post that she disagrees with the above

Sounds like an Only Fans request line

Next season we should be singing Stand Up If You Love Your Card ….

They must be on a fat commission for mobile only

Spot on - it was 34 …. and counting

In other good news @Wymsey announces that the club have reconsidered the charge for a physical season ticket and it will now cost £100