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I bet he’s seething, we know he hates to score lots of goals in a game.

Is a point good? I think so, but with penalties it seems not enough… I’m so confused?

Their no 15 is the most Hitler Youth looking chap I’ve ever seen!

I miss footballing Mads…

How are there always 3 Spurs player on us when we get the ball? They must have gaps somewhere?

Are we the Raygun of the Premier League?

Is pressing banned?

Just noticed Ward is on the bench?

Cooper: We had no strikers. Cannon: 👀

Can’t wait for the meltdown when SC Freiburg steal him from under our noses!

No way we’d let Rudkin go for as little as that!!

Missed - Set off extinguisher in Posh hotel on first outing causing all to be sent home!

Maybe we could try to put a striker on the pitch?

So many hoofs from Mads… If we’re going to play this way we need a ‘big man’ at least!

Are the lump it forward brigade happy now? Certainly no pointless passing around the back!

I get it, we’ve decided to play Attack vs Defence for the first half? Just to test us!? Right?

Serial loser Ancelotti disagrees!

Classic Ward, one shot on goal one goal conceded. Hope we start him for the lols!

Thank god Amartey doesn’t play for us anymore… they’d be pennant carnage!

What actually happens when we play Spurs, and they don’t have Kane? Im confused? Who’ll score all the goals against us?

I’ve heard people hate loyalty!

Is there a danger that this gets announced any time soon? Im getting a bit bored now… Fabrizio promised…

Bit did we just have a team of players who had reached their level. Were any of the players attracting attention from the Big Boys back then? As mentioned before, loyalty demands a choice. Me staying in my job for 10+ years doesn’t mean I’m loyal, it means I’ve never bothered looking for a new job, or been approached.

I'll go both ways with just our club: Kante: WON the Prem and left after one season. Ranieri: WON the Prem sacked the next season. Loyalty is a fickle mistress!

I don’t know many people who would turn down a three fold pay rise for the same job (possibly in a better workplace)!