Sharpe's Fox

Biggest Toblerone sellers in Indo-China mate you don't get them sort of records if you're small fry.

Hate the adverts that have nothing to do with what their flogging. The ones that get on my wick are the McDonalds adverts that seem to concentrate on the "experience" of going to ****ing McDonalds or how it can "bring people together" **** off. Tell me what your selling and at what price so I can make an informed decision because frankly the primary "experience" of a McDonalds is disapointment and diabetes in that order.

Went for a chocolate digestive thinking they were going to be Aldi ones and like the adventurous, free-spirit I am I got excited by the thought of trying something new. Into the piece of Tupperware designated for biscuits I go and imagine my disappointment, even though I probably know it is a superior chocolate digestive, when inside lay the standard McVities variety. Now I'm back on the sofa, McVities chocolate digestive in hand, wondering why the world hates me.

Don't think they'll take your advice if they think your an interfering cvnt. Don't disregard he fact that their is a mentally fragile young girl at the centre of this, they may react badly whatever is said but if MC is going to have the discussion he should keep the parents on side for as long as possible.

I know it's the proper thing to do to watch out for your daughters interests first and formost but you should reiterate to the parents that their daughter is showing signs of mental illness. Understand it's difficult to talk to other parents about their children about how they should be raised, though.

you got friendzoned in a video game only option for you now is to get Preston to show you HIS settlement.

Is that a euphemism?

Tennis players grunt to much these days. There's no need for all that racket.

Those selfie-taking, soft-penised pricks will never evolve into a Gyrados,

No they are talking about Wrigglesworth, I don't to read what you're reading or the context it's in because they are so obviously talking about Wrigglesworth it's untrue. They literally just described his job in one line.

Worst keeper i've seen at the KP this season is Schwartzer

GTF gets shit but he was ace for us in the promotion campaign. Better to bring him on with a lead than a defensive midfielder because his ball retension and passing under pressure was so good.

They be jealous, bro

Bloke called Pavel went into the back of me on the A610 in Nottingham. Could barely tell me his name never mind insurance details (which I doubt he had) so taking a look at his jeremykyle-eske appearance and my chipped rear bumper I thought that I couldn't be arsed and I drove off. It's my first car so I know at some point I'll do worse to it.

How would you cook a placenta? roast it with veg and roast potatoes? Batter and deep fry it with chips? Maybe pan fry it and have it in a cob? When it comes to reproductive organs the possibilities are endless.