Sharpe's Fox

Lee Dixon is such a miserable barstool. Why would you kill the absolute box office Ally McCoist with him? It's like covering your roast dinner with hot sick.

I want a big Australian with a mullet up top. Footballing ability is secondary.

I call it Long Brendan.

If I see this clown walking out the tunnel at 13:55 tomorrow afternoon then i'm walking straight out the ground and driving off to watch Anstey Nomads.

Even Mads with leprosy and fingers falling off would have been better than the clown Ward.

Ange PosteNoclue is finished and I couldn't be more pleased.

We all took this piss when Coady said he was the best player in training but you can tell the team love playing with him.

Soumare turning into Prime Viera tonight. Remember this post.

Dave Jones "Bulleye for Madders." Spare me.

23 goals in 212 games for a forward ffs. Pretty sure if you stuck a traffic cone on the penalty spot it would score more.

put the club in the Skipp

Probably means a loan in thr EFL coming up since he was in the last year of his contract.

If Rudkin tried anything like that it would end up like an episode of Only Fools and Horses where he's trying to flog a 17 year old Somali who speaks no English from club to club.

Southgate is a football terrorist.

Lee Dixon always commentates like he's just come in from hearing his dogs been run over.

How long before some idiot with greasy hair blames the result on Clarke playing Che Adams instead of Lyndon Dykes?

Scotland speedrunning their usual shtick of stinking out the tournament.

Soon as Potter sees Daka miss sitters in training everyday he will realise we are the perfect fit for his style of play.

In another timeline

Like most things there is a middle ground between the two extreme assumptions. The genius of Pearson is that he instills in players the responsibility of being accountable to one another. That's how you build a solid dressing room. If the collective then come to him with ideas to improve then he takes them on board with good faith. That's how you manage footballers rather than just coach them. That's the difference.

Potter = English Puel. Boring man, boring football. Go get Di Canio.

Faes thinking he is good enough to get out of Leicester is like me leaving an 8 out of 10 missus thinking I can move straight onto Margot Robbie.

the ring at this point