Sharpe's Fox

11 years gone and I would still die for Nigel Pearson.

Full backs on both sides are shafting us every week but this guys the worst of the lot.

Stinky Winksey next please.

If we get shot of him this window I pledge to grow my hair out in the same style to the best of my ability (i'm bald)

He's finito and gives more balls away than a one armed snooker player.

More people won't go because it's cold than because they are making a conscious decision to boycott. A minority of people won't go because it's cold or a weeknight and then tell people they actively boycotted to virtue signal.

Skipp and Soumare to start and look like prime Petit and Viera. Remember this post.

Hopefully people start seeing past the PR and tell the truth about Rodgers. Simon Jordan was the only person in the media to say it how it is when he left us leaving a blocked toilet as a goodbye present.

Wanted out of here for months and only went when his contract was paid up in full whilst sabotaging the team playing Ward and Amartey every week but will **** off out of Glasgow when it suits him. An cretin ever so odious never before existed.

Happy with Marti at the moment. I've not learned anything about the squad I don't already know. Faes is a bombscare, Soumare's a dosser, Daka's a competition winner and the rest of our striking line up are geriatric. Half the squad needs binning. Takes time.

Teams can get points and flatter to deceive after 10 games but when they're top with a goal difference 15 greater than anyone else Coventry going to be up there the whole way through, I'm afraid.

Would rather have Brian Potter from Phoenix Nights.

If Daka plays I'm sticking Eastenders on.

We're getting better. Marti to start cooking soon. Remember this post.

We will certainly see his like again. Stoppable on his day.

He's a dosser but he's also a baller. It really is simple as that.

I've taken to him ten time more than I did Enzzzo. There we are.

Rudkin is cooking something in LE2. The gamechanging baller is coming before 7pm tomorrow evening. Remember this post.

A bidding war for Faes has heightened any anxiety I have that I have entered the Matrix.

Matey boy thinks he's Isak for some reason. He's closer to me in terms of ability than he is to Isak.

They'll be at least a couple of aneurysms in that Newcastle crowd before the final whistle is blown.

Skipp and Soumare to look like Prime Petit and Viera tonight. Remember this post.

Terrible. Ayew looks like we've sent out Ainsley Harriott in an old Vardy shirt.

No 9 going from Jamie Vardy to Jordan Ayew