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Roberto Martinez is finished and I couldn't be more pleased.

Man of the Match is Ally McCoist on co-commentary.

Harvey Barnes is clear of Pulisic. Imagine your greatest ever player being shit on by a lad from Countesthorpe. Embarrassing.

Ally or no Ally is all that matters.

Mount is just Maddison after having a lobotomy.

The biggest problem for him will always be that he can't run. No-one expects him to be N'Golo Kante but when he runs back to his own goal he looks like a baby hippo being chased by a cheetah.

He was never going to get near the starting eleven with Waistcoat Pulis as manager. Hope that helps.

Martinez is like a Spanish parody of Rodgers.

Leicester fans watching Castagne and Tielemans constantly getting wrecked by Alphonso Davies.

A back three of Amartey, Vestergaard and Soyuncu is better than this shitheap.

I don't like Southgate but at least the argument for him having the England job is coherent. Martinez at Belgium I just don't get.

Send him back Gareth.

Those cones won't ever be put out as well again.

Clown. He obviously thought his history in the Danish national team would mean he would walk in again. Unfortunuately for him the Danish manager isn't as loyal to fridges as Southgate and picks his defenders based upon merit. No sympathy.

I'm reluctantly back on board the Brendan Bus but stuff like this is irritating. He's talking like he has taken over after a manager is sacked leaving us bottom rather than somone who put us there. You can kind of see see why a lot on here just can't stand him.

Maldini regen

Big Dan laughs in front of the graves of his enemies. He is inevitable.

The streets will never forget August 2019 to February 2021.

West Ham had a break on in the first half on Saturday and the way the Youri attempted to sprint back to recover was pitiful. Head bobbing side to side, arms swinging back, being left for dust despite the opposition player being on the ball. He's class on the ball and is in our all-time eleven but it was pretty funny to see him him out of puff like that 30 minutes in.

The correct answer will only ever be Topps Tiles.

I forgot he was on the pitch yesterday and I mean that as a compliment. Early days Soumare stuck out like a sore thumb with mistakes and last ditch stuff. Yesterday he just did his job with supreme confidence.

Maddison on the bench watching Mount try a through ball but kick the ball straight out of play.

Maddison when he comes back after being coached by Southgate for 6 weeks.

Also if he's not picked can someone make this banner for West Ham? Thanks.