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It’ll be Rosie Jones and the broadcast will have to be extended to 6 and a half hours

Fortnight Tuesday

The fazzyfox results are in, counted and verified and partly based on breast size:- Joint 1st - Greece & Sweden Joint 3rd - Moldova, Australia and Romania I’ll avoid the phrase “toss up” in the same sentence as Delta Goidrem to avoid mis-interpretation.

A much needed opportunity to break off for a shave, starting to get a bit of stubble since it started, I’ll look like ZZ Top by the end.

To be fair I would dance to this if I was p*ssed.

This is a cover isn’t it….originally by the Stranglers She can choke me with those thighs any day

A chorus your cat can join in with

Nor-way does this win

Song 3/10 “presentation” 9.5/10

What a Sausage ! As the younguns would call it!

And this years entry from Jupiter….

No no no, how many syllables are you finding in “ay” it’s like Mariah Blinkin Carey

Talking of Finnish, when the f*** does it?

She claimed for danger money in those flames but I think she’s on the fiddle

We’ve found a suitable woman for Vestergaard!

Well I’ve mulled over it and decided it’s a 7/10

My nan had one of those. Somewhere to hide her heroin when the police raided her house.

Ooh my GCSE French is coming back to me:- “Look at me. Look at you. Do you know the way to the swimming pool please”

The track Howard Jones left off his first album

If you can’t beat ‘em…….join ‘em

high marks for, ahem, “presentation” from this voter

Cabaret lounge stuff, I’m waiting for the unexpected twist….there ain’t gonna be one is there

The cat just hit the ceiling at the flames bit! Do it again please!

Ooh the token mock gothic dark one, cross that off your Euro-bingo card

I can think of a Goodrem Delta, my Bedrem