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Pleasant, like a Weyes Blood B-side but too orthodox for this barm-pot-fest really

Mr Claypole off of Rentaghost??

Is this a straight translation of Madonna’s “like a prayer”?

Micah Richards “Can I ask you what your favourite position is so you can come inside”?

Are those air stewardesses real or mannequins . Either way, I still would .

“Hey Jude” playing, Gallagher thinks “Mmmm could use this chord sequence”

Go and get your losers medal Wes. That’s if you can get it over those ears of yours.

It’s the kids I feel sorry for. Try explaining how this is worth being potentially excited over. How many billions do you need to spend (and fudge the books about) to score in a Cup Final Chelsea?

I remember when Kanu came out for a half time warm up (Portsmouth or Arsenal), it was like watching a footballing Harlem Globetrotter. More entertaining than the match!

Since moving away I can make weekends games but not weekdays so I missed all of the Champions League / UEFA Cup / Europa League / Conference tin pot thingymajic trophy etc. I can proudly say though that I saw us play in the (fanfare) Anglo-Italian Cup . Against f***ing Grimsby

I ticked “best possible view” on the ticket site and they’ve put me in midfield for the All Stars XI

Apparently he started a lap of honour at full time yesterday. The groundsman threw him out at 8 pm as he needed to lock up.

Having watched the end of season show seeing a bit of each team (aka "Extensive Research" ), there's a lot of physicality, strength, energy and some wise heads with know how, some good football in terms of through balls, great finishes, good crosses but no-one trying to play like a pound shop Pep Man City wannabe. We have to tear up that model and accept we're not going to rock up and pass our way through these teams like a knife through butter and our youngsters are going to be battered from pillar to post so we will need to blend in some solid lads who know the league and can put it about themselves. However much I love watching flair, we're not going to be able to just out-flair the opposition by being some kind of footballing Harlem Globetrotters, we will need leadership, steel and organisation in there too.

If you want Rowett out but Top to stay ask yourself this - who chose Rowett, Marti, Van Nistelroy and Cooper? You want them to have another go at picking a manager?

At home creating this masterpiece from a bean bag and a flag. Had 2 bottles of Cava (oooh luxury), one normal, one girly pink Rose stuff (all I had in) so sweet and acidic I looked like a surprised Esther Rantzen,

Those Moscow Centre Halves must have had a fortune on a 3-4 result that night, it is the only logical explanation

This time next year there could be the headline “Fuchs Up” but that could mean one of two completely different scenarios.

Braybrooke is hopefully a bigger part of our future than Winks will be, hopefully he’s given the encouragement to step up from day 1. I don’t know if he’s played all that much with Page due to loans and injuries but hopefully they are both given their chance maybe in a 3 with Skipp?

At the end he did a slow leisurely walk around the pitch - or “playing football” as he calls it.

Bonkers that Derby messed it up when their destiny was in their own hooves

At the legends game “Jamie Vardy is unavailable so your number 9 is……”

NO MORE AYEW & DAKA!!!!

Time for a hearty rendition of “How s**t must you be….”