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People talking about multiple wins, we concede goals in every game, to win games we need 2 or more goals, we have a waddling duck at CF, our goals come from spectacular strikes from Fatawu and Oliver Skipp if he's watched a Pele documentary the night before. The goals from James are now missing, our only hopes are that Mukasa and Richards have something about them that the others don't. Maybe a defence with Aluko, Lascelles, Nelson or Souttar and Kristiansen will be an upgrade and possibly could keep a clean sheet or two, unless that happens it's too big an ask every week to try to get wins when you start games with an xg against you before a ball is kicked.

Before crushing him he’d have handed it a 4 year deal to be our new centre half. Has the turning circle of Vestergaard but on a sloped pitch could be more mobile.

I’ve heard of a new managers first few games being called his honeymoon period but this literally would be! A fortnight on a luxury island with Lucy Pinder or Stoke away, tough choice.

Forgot how bonkers and enjoyable Scottish football can be. Plenty of errors but played at 200 mph, thrills, spills, goal mouth scrambles and 50-50 challenges out of the 1980’s.

I actually think that being out of the cup is better for us, with potential fatigue, injury and suspension, it takes us from certain relegation to very, very likely relegation.

But don’t worry, Souttar is back in January…oh hang on

Oooh Skippy, who got a Pele DVD for their birthday?

50th anniversary of their cup winning season in which they wore it in the final / big cynical merchandise ploy to flog retro style shirts.

Get ready to hear a hearty rendition of that old favourite “3-0 and you f***ed it up”. Couldn’t find a bin outside the ground. I asked a steward “what do you do with all your rubbish”and he replied “sell it to you lot”. Surprised he’s gone “strong” (the loosest definition of that ever) and not rewarded a different face from the u-21’s, instead rewarding most of the horrific bottlers from Tuesday.

Points? Points? What are these strange things you speak of?

You know that film “The producers”, where they try to put on the worst musical they can as some kind of tax loss scam……well this feels like the footballing version of that. ”Who can offer no guard to our goal from the left back position against opposition right wingers for the next 5 years?”. “I know…..Luke f***ing Thomas!” Hilarious. ”Who can we bring in as manager to nullify our goalscoring figures in the Premier League”? “I know….That inexperienced old Man Utd striker who looks like a horse, Bound to go at least 11 games without a goal.” ”Who shall lead recruitment and manager selection….how about a guy who thinks mediocre has beens deserve stupidly long contracts, that will sink our ship, and let’s have the chairman, spend most his time away from the club so things are let slip.” ”Shall we pay for a luxury training complex but not use it for seeking optimum fitness, just let players bring their pets for a walk, play pool and chill out…that’ll help the cause”. ”Let’s pay big wages for a Tottenham player”. “So he can play for us?” “No, so he can swan around London parks on a match day with his family and put it on instagram”. ”You know that Palace Striker who played for Celtic”? “Pay his wages for a year to be part of our squad?” “No, we’ll pay him for a year to just jog around the training ground” ”Relegation from the PL will do the trick, who shall we pick as goalkeeper. Ooh goody there’s a guy Danny Ward who can’t catch a ball, Gerrimin!!!” I mean.If you wanted to run at a huge loss there’s not much else they could have done to ensure it. Our team sheets are as tasteful as ”Springtime for Hitler” and just as unintentionally funny.

He’s managing that alright, out of the championship and into league 1 !

Right Back, I think he only played once. He looked good on a YouTube clip going on a run gliding past players like a greyhound but it turned out the producer of the clip was the guy who edited the Benny Hill triple speed chase scenes. Possibly.

Just watching a couple ice dance to “Vincent” and can’t get Freddie Starr’s version out of my head, would have been hilarious to skate to!

I don’t see the comparison at all. A bin has a use, a function, a purpose, it’s needed, appreciated and solves a problem.

Danny Ward Lee Marshall (More midfield but RB here) Matt’itude problem’ Mills Allan Evans* Norman Leet Junior Lewis Pennis Wise Josh Low Elvis Hammond Ade Akinbadbuy Rachid Ghezzal * Quality at Villa but here kept getting dispossessed trying his trademark dribble out of defence.

Josh Low

I’ve just ruptured my shoulder trying to chuck a white elephant from row 10. Did well to get it past the stewards, I put 2 pairs of leggings and some lipstick on it and they thought it was a lass from Brannigans.

Yes, where would our wins come from to stay up. We’ve seen our rivals up close recently and they have more fight, spirit, organisation and common sense than us.

Where are the leaders, organisers, tempo setters, communicators, rally cryers, at least find a way to waste time and kill the game but the change inviting pressure didn’t help. If you are solid and competent defensively then fine but it’s suicidal when you’re not.

Confidence was shot before this, now they’re beyond hope. Also required game management and we’ve gone 3 games without a manager. The serial offenders need alienating, they’re not about to change.

They need therapy, counselling, just so weak

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