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Yep indeedy indeedy-doo

I’ve come up with a better side for this game:- A photo of Peter Shilton Ricardo Nelson A tub of lard. Aluko A potato A Blueberry Muffin Fatawu That Briggs lad Monga A fart in a lift clearly superior to todays selection

I don’t rate Bobby but rather have him at 10 and James deeper than having Soumare involved in any way, we’re at home to Blackburn who are likely to sit in deep.

Weakest Leicester bench since Daniel Lambert sat to eat a pie in Abbey Park

When people say. “why do you go”, I say “I want to be there when Monga scores his first goal at home”. Maybe today will be that day. Maybe Caranza will show something, Mavididi will start taking people on again. I have faith in James, Ricardo, keeper’s OK and Fatawu, on his day, and let’s not forget having had 8 or so months out is doing well considering. But those shoots of optimism will likely all be blunted by the realisation that constant bomb-scare cocker-uppers will be handed places and devalue the badge before a ball is kicked. In-effective players will occupy key positions, we’ll be flat, blunt and uninspiring. I’d take an ugly 1-0 as a start of a salvaging rescue job on the season but right now struggle to see even that.

To gauge sharpness I wonder whether they score or even look like scoring in training. To be fair they’re only up against our own error prone, gift giving, buffoon CB’s, but do they score? What kind of goals do they score? What does a Caranza goal look like? What does a goal look like? The position is up for grabs and whilst I agree they’re feeding off crumbs in the matches they need to be in that mindset that when a half chance comes they’ll bag it (not brick it!) In comparison how do the younger lads look, scoring goals at competitive level then coming into training on a high unlike Daka who’s last goal was filmed on black & white cine-film with a piano soundtrack applauded by flat capped pipe smoking suited gents with bushy moustaches (only a slight exaggeration, that’s how it feels)! How about a behind closed doors friendly to get their confidence up, get someone potentially weak enough, St Tiddlesworths Girl Guides Pack 3rd XI or Forest? But we do need better service, a LB that gets within 20 yards of the winger he’s supporting would be a start.

We should get that embroidered in latin under the badge on this seasons kit, new club motto

Under the “You were s**t last week, here’s a shirt, go again”, lemmings off a cliff mentality, yes. There are no standards, less effort and determination than our opponents and no sign of a goal threat outside of Fatawu and James.

Jakub Choudhury Okoli Nelson Ricardo (Not ideal LB but I trust him more than the others) Winks James Ramsey Fatawu Monga Filbert / Rustie Lee or Me Page, Aluko & Evans on bench

You know that old Victor Meldrew episode where they pick up the wrong person at the airport and bring them home………just saying

The official app just informed me that we “just fall short at the AKM tonight”. Fair reflection or happy clappy, spin driven bull?

Dentures & Imodium ?

I’ve heard that a Sheftalia, a kind of spicy sausage, or Souvlakia (skewers) should be a safe bet, readily available from street venders or restaurants

Marti, they said pick a team for "Hull" not "Hell" mate

Maybe their manager out thought Marti at half time with no response to address it but that doesn’t explain the amount of poor over and under hit passes, awful decision making, lack of leadership and composure. Needed to make more hay while the sun shined first half, one isn’t enough particularly for us.

Has Ayew pulled a hamstring or is that him giving it 100% waddling like a constipated duck

That deserved a goal, great movement whilst our lot stood and watched

I’ve heard of having a bad spell in the game but 25 minutes is ridiculous - sort yourselves out lads

Beaten by the Swift counter attack

Gerrimin, he’s a more effective CM / DM than Soumare!

There’s less ambling, it’s moving through the lines quicker. I still think Winks is guilty of taking too many unnecessary touches but this is looking much better.

Ooh Yangtastic effort!

Rambo !!! I tried one of those in a five a side once, the ball is still stuck in the ceiling !

James making things happen again

The Portsmouth player was always coming off worse there, Bishop didn’t have a prayer.