fazzyfox

Gawd knows what the rest of Europe and the wider world are making of this. Yes finals can be tense, cautious and tepid but there are so many misplaced passes and attempts at play acting it’s just a mess.

I don’t know how good / bad / indifferent Udogie is but I could see that runt Chilwell in a Spurs shirt next season, he seems a bit Spursey.

Yep, some sort of Heritage fund in the national interest, a national treasure, or they’ll fit in some friendlies / a new tin pot tournament in Saudi Arabia/ China / USA.

The loser won’t be in any European competition next season which may help their league form but will surely mess with their finances (topical point) . Good

Ah yes, Thr Chumpions League Final. Tough to “want” either, would just be funny to continue Spurs trophy-less run though.

Rhymes with “fartin’ “ so plenty of scope for new songs

Our accountant Just without the cunning plan though.

Longer term is it in any way encouraging that in January they said there was wiggle room in the budget to bring another player in but they couldn't find one for their budget (tuppence h'apenny and an acorn) who they all felt would improve the side. So in that sense the 24-25 season is either in their within budget range or it'll turn out they got that calculation wrong too and we don't even have that news to look forward to in the next set of figures and 3 year figures

December accounts arrived 14 seconds too late....about time they took that fax machine back to Alpha Discounts for a refund !

Re Martin, he explained his style / philosophy last season as being about moving up the pitch together as a unit and outnumbering / overloading areas as you advance but in a patient way, eventually playing your football in the final third where your overload hurts them (50 passes to gain 10 yards of territory), I don't see why you'd want someone who plays that way when you have the flair and relative pace of Fatawu, Mavididi, Monga, Alves etc, it's like you'll be stilting their natural instinct to break quickly. Yes we had all that with Maresca, Mavididi would wait patiently with time for a sandwich and cup of tea whilst Vestergaard, Ricardo and Winks passed the opposition into exhaustion but at least they had free reign in the final third to come alive and hurt the opposition. With Martin it sounded like even the final third was patiently structured, like Wengers Arsenal trying to walk it into the goal, just without the world class talents. And B) He reminds me of Nick Knowles, so it's a no from me.

No wonder Bovril went up by so much

Meanwhile in the Manchester City Case........

Tell you what PL, dock us 12 points this season and we'll say no more about it, fair doo's ?

As a so called “leader”, as our boys prepared for an inevitably hard afternoon against Liverpool, he should have been there around the tunnel with an arm round Monga, settling him in and giving him encouragement, a lad who has turned up for a nigh on impossible challenge and would run through a brick wall to get ten minutes on the pitch. Instead he’s twittering (x-ing?) pictures of chilling in the park with his family. It seems like a Mexican stand off - Ruud won’t include him, Winks is hoping / counting the days til Ruud leaves. I find it hard to see though how he can hope to return to the leadership group, when his colleagues were fighting in the trenches (and they did put in a lot in that day) he had his feet up with tea and scones* *scones may or may not have been involved I wouldn’t want to accuse him of being unprofessional with his diet too!

And by instinct headed straight to the bench... Someone tell Was to get out of his pyjamas and get ready for the parade. It would have to be a brave someone, Rudkin perhaps

1st minute hand in to a steward on the concourse a spare car key with a key ring marked Zac Rudkin and let the tannoy man do the rest!

"Your number 9........Danny Ings"

Jamie Vardy’s having Chapati

“please keep off the pitch. Please keep off the pitch. Soumare, please keep off the pitch.”

A whole different scale but have been thinking about Kevin Phillips last game, everyone trying to tee him up to score. He gets subbed then we win a penalty! We tried to renegotiate rule 73a subsection c but the miserable f***ers wouldn’t let him come back on!

Surely Red Bull could have latched on to this and supplied a load of freebies after all the publicity he’s given them. On the other hand do you want to be surrounded by 30,000 people who are all pumped and high on Red Bull?

This thing about not playing Vs Bournemouth…. Just wonder if he has plans to get his goal, chin Morsy then run down the tunnel singing “Chat s**t get banged”

20 votes per phone in households that may have 5-8 phones, it’s b***ocks. Make people register online with a unique email required (yes I know you can have multiple but still not as easy as phone voting) and have 1 vote.

Boycott this farce