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This ref’s so dodgy, Wrexham should name an end after him as a thank you.

Leicester City have been hit by devastating injury news prior to their game with Wrexham - Danny Ward has been ruled out with an elbow problem. A Leicester spokesperson said "This obviously affects the way we saw the game going, it's a huge blow but we'll just have to dig deep and find another way to get the win regardless of our bad luck on the injury front. We tried everything we could, offered Wrexham use of our medical facilities and staff but just couldn't get him back to fitness in time. The lads are naturally devastated, particularly the strikers, it's an unlucky break, it feels grossly unfair but we'll just have to soldier on and deal with it"

I thought Ipswich was awful. Total gridlock, mostly due to the openings to the seating having no numbering above them. Painting “101-200” etc above an entrance costs a few pence ffs. Maybe it was on the walls…but you couldn’t see the walls. People were just guessing then coming back into the concourse and every exit became bottlenecked. One corridor lead to a dead end, a room with just a catering outlet in it. Had we had to get out in an emergency I dread to imagine it.

Never doubted the outcome

Thank gawd we had a bigger cushion than Daniel Lamberts sofa. Absolutely love the concept and the shifting balance and momentum swings, just the insufferable “fans” have made it even less bearable to lose. Hopefully those 3 hours or so will be like the bit where Chelsea thought they’d equalised in the cup final only to realise they hadn’t.

Commentary getting a dig in - “Nice if they could stick around to show a bit of respect” Beating the potential traffic congestion around the New York equivalent of Saffron Lane

Workday tomorrow but half a case of Madri is no use to anyone, it would be rude not to finish it. Only a golf ball in the mouth of a “Yee ha, hot dog, in the hole, you suck, mashed potato” cretin can top it off now.

Getting Lowryed will be in the dictionary next year!

Pint for Lowry !! F*** it, have some crisps too, I’m feeling generous!

I keep forgetting to breathe out!

Pint for Aberg

Apparently our goal was not Reid but been credited as OG. Never heard of the lad but we should pick him every week.

Both sides have put in effort, can’t the Football League reciprocate by sending a vaguely competent set of officials.

Get in you legend ! Always rated you mate

Wait no longer…..here comes Monga

Ah, ye olde “Naive Ref reacting to home sides crowd noise” scenario

It’s like seeing Del Boy in the Batman costume

Ayew reminds me of Rooney at one of the World Cups. Like a kid in a playground he kept coming deep to get more involved then wondered why there was nothing central ahead of him to play it to. When our wingers break and / or James, they look up for our CF and he’s still waddling about on the halfway line. If it’s all part of an agreed plan it’s not his fault but I doubt it is.

The commentary guy advising Faes of the basics like they’re a coach of an under 8’s team

Somewhere in the world there’s a circus with a competent centre half wearing a red nose and big wig squirting water at the audience as part of his job swap.

Reinildo, what a d***, what could that achieve other than this Red card, there’s cameras everywhere. Matty Cash doesn’t speak highly of him either….actually he does right now!

Training? Training? I thought they just stick him in that cyro-chamber thingymajig with a crate of Red Bull and say “we’ll be back to let you out on Saturday morning” Maybe his new home doesn’t have one (yet) and that’s the issue?

The bit where he made a defender fall over through skill / Jedi mind trickery for at least the third time I’ve seen, he has a uniquely low centre of gravity combined with core strength and constantly changing direction

I was visiting the Natural History Museum, in the stages of Human evolution bit, I recognised the arched neck and furrowed brow of the grunting “Coventrus Fanaticus”. In another room they had a picture of their cup win too.

To the tune of the medieval ditty Blackadder sang as executioner - keeping our songs cutting edge and right up to date - (“The earl he had a thousand Sovereigns / Gave them all to the man with the axe……o) “This club have had a thousand full backs Hey Nonny-no, But none of them were as good As….Ricard……o “ (one bloke with a deep voice) “….Apart from Nishhhhhh-a “