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“We beat Zalaegerzsegi TE, you’ll never sing that”

Return of the Fat! (No, not GTF!)

I’ve seen the “Ref-Cam” view in the World Club Tournament, is this one the “Vester-Cam” view?

I wish Monga would stop spinning like that, I’ve fallen off my seat twice trying to watch him, I’m going to need a seat belt in the stand next season!

Rob “extra from Charlie & the chocolate factory” Johnson

Both Soumare and Tielemans away to Fulham in the previous relegation season. They just gave up completely, walking around not chasing. Youri was clearly just focused on avoiding any risk of injury as he had been for months. Similarly Bell Chilbell once he’d set up his Chelsea move was in self preservation mode, couldn’t give a damn and sacrificed our Champions League hopes for his own personal gain, pulled out of 50-50’s, stopped taking people on. However all pale into insignificance when I remember Norman Leet. “Dad, number 3 is rubbish who is he?”, “That’s Norman Leet, he just plays when the proper footballers are injured”.

The amount that do the “Aaaaaaaaaaasgh” in the style of a pantomime pirate (oh yes they do)

Is that actually a team name or did you fall asleep face first into your keyboard?

“What the **** is that???” Kingy - “ “It’s Jannick Vestergaard Gov” ”What’s a Jammy Chesty-Garden, why is he here”? Kingy - ”He’s a defender, a Centre-Half” ”Oh, I see, so big, he wins all in the air?” Kingy - ”Nope……..just big” ”Long legs, he move quickly?” Kingy “Move is debatable, quickly….certainly not” ”So, only small wages then?” Kingy “……..His dog’s nice, good for morale…..” ”But can it play centre-half instead of Giraffe man, clown face and Coady Connors Chatty box?” Kingy “I’ll check the rule book!”

We have a coach called Xavi Calm E - I - E - I - O and on the pitch he made a plan E - I - E - I - O With a high-press here, An overload there, There’s young guys, more pride, Everybody's onside, We have a coach callled Xavi Calm E - I - E - I - O

Always reminds me of this scene

We’re going to be sponsored by Viagra #Straight Back Up

There must be action against the Paris manager for that. They can’t say they missed it, we all got an eye-full

At least Whelan insisted on a bonus payment should Enzo win the World Club Championship . Er, you did insert that clause, didn’t you?

It’s that time…..John Terry is getting in to full kit for the team photo’s

That half time . Give me Rustie Lee chortling her head off whilst drawing Pierepoints super-raffle tickets any time.

I wonder if the impact of this extended season will be felt when it comes to the World Cup. Players either ruled “unavailable”, ending the season poorly or just flat when it comes around. Similarly the PSG, Munich, Dortmund players too for their respective nations.

Oh man, Chelsea fans are going to be insufferable tomorrow . The one positive for me is that once again Palmer had turned up in the big game, good news for England following his Euro’s final goal too.

Spanish language? Is there one? I thought you just shout the English word then add “Os” to the end .

I like o Aluko

That's an ugly rumour. A very ugly rumour.

Maybe he's waiting to see what the new kit looks like before he finally decides

I get the appeal, a Premier League club, a bit of European football without waiting for a "big 6" club to show interest, no need to move house, no need to change kids schools, friends, clubs etc, link up with Chris Wood again. But man not Forest, they'll make you run around in green tights with a bow and arrow for the Christmas party photos, they're six fingered Neanderthals who start knocking down a shopping centre then run out money half way through, Sue Pollard is one of the most sane ones in that place, their family ticket for someone to bring their Father, Aunt, Brother, Wife, Cousin, Nephew, Step Son, Second Cousin and Grandad has 3 seats, they're owned by a sweaty Greek blob who rolls onto the pitch if things haven't gone their way, they don't win things, the two stars on their badge mean the players can read AND write, just don't do it Jamie. And cobs, cobs aren't the same there.

A summary of the last few weeks - Jamie Vardy leaving party, Ruud was sacked then we hired Marti, Rudkin stayed, Top stayed quiet, on Foxes Talk a ****ing riot By Pam Ayres

Our new manager will turn out to be old Mr Willard the Janitor who has been scaring people away from Seagrave because he discovered an Oil Well beneath it?