fazzyfox

Me and Hazel are done, really gone off her. She’ll be devastated.

Mr Spock?

Very good visually, found the song a bit ploddy

A 70’s glam style with some hippyish lyrical content, just pleasant and there but meh

“Presentation” mark of 10.5 / 10

Baddies in one of the Pertwee era Dr Who stories, I’m sure they were

Ah Hazel, I do remember you now

An amalgam of styles this one, musical theatre, cabaret, pop, rock, operatic, it’s like a skipping record

Wasn’t she in a Bond film - Ibonkya onnatop or something, the crushing thighs?

Oh it’s a silhouette of a mic !!!

Like the variety of style this brings, a guitar band,, a bit like an Editors b-side just not distinctively strong enough though

Those legs - Memories come flooding back of hitting the Brannigans dance floor after 18 pints worth of Dutch courage

What are the rest of her measurements

I prefer to come into this blind (blind drunk preferably) and take each song on its merits rather than indulge in the semi finals, the bookies favourites, the streaming figures etc etc, fair enough to all who do I just prefer to be surprised on the night (but probably miss some fun of the non-qualifiers) . Haven’t even heard ours yet . Will use my usual marking criteria, a mark out of ten for the song and a mark out of ten for, ahem, “presentation”. Hard to gauge where to pitch marks on the first few, where the ceiling levels should be, maybe watching the semi’s would help with that?

Don’t know what Pep’s beef was with Henderson, his offence wasn’t a physical reckless one, the ref Twattwell was at fault, have a go at him. If it was trying to P on his chips by saying “ You shouldn’t have been on to save the penalty” he’ll realise that when he sees the footage, maybe use your billions to find someone who can score a penalty instead.

Just so good for the game that it was a good game, incident packed despite just the 1 legit goal. Get off your consoles kids and kick a real ball, you’ll enjoy it….inspirational stuff.

Didn’t put a foot wrong all game

Woah who’s the fox in the air hostess get up?

Going the whole John Terry he’ll get in every photo

William chatting to the cup mistaking it for his dad

Glasner always has such a mellow chilled aura about him, comes across well too in interviews.

Newcastle won a trophy, Kane won a trophy, Palace won a trophy, what is this strange parallel universe I find myself in? Next you’ll be telling me Leeds managed to go up!

That Palace fan in the yellow shirt

I love it that all over the country kids will put a cap on, find a patch of grass and “be Henderson” in a kick about just like I was Peter Hucker in the 80’s.

“VAR Badge check complete……..there will be ten minutes added time”