fazzyfox

No, he’s a big improvement on Cannon. This guy has arrived with a functioning spine.

Looks like after Millwall have visited

I remember many years ago Danny Baker had an ongoing feature on his football radio show regarding sponsorship appeals. In those days players had individual kit items sponsored by fans and local businesses, the details would be in the match day programme. He would go through them looking for ones yet to be sponsored and make an appeal. “Plymouth Argyle reserve left back needs his socks sponsored, £25 quid folks”, and people would call in and commit to it. It’s a different scale I know but who’d have thought we as a club would be in the same position as a Scunthorpe Centre Half’s shorts, maybe Danny could make an appeal on our behalf . Probably get Forest fans creating an embarrassing pun name for us but worth a try. A few grand from little known Spanish investment bank Juan Kur will do….

All the best, take the opportunity, leave as a boy and come back as a man, a defining year.

Newport just announced

How will we ever cope without him

Typical of him, gets a slight injury then has to go and make a meal out of it.

Top “At least we got the deal sheet done in time” Rudkin “The deal sheet”? Top “Yes the deal sheet. You know the piece of paper I left next to the fax machine for you” Rudkin “Fax machine”? Top “Yes the cream coloured device over there next to the shredder” Rudkin “can you speak up, I can’t hear you over this shredder I’m just using?” Top “Oh ffs!”

Ok so he’s turned us down, no need to make a mountain out of a Brownhill

Top - “How much can we afford to pay”? Whelan - “Gimme a minute”

Medical shmedical, if he can do 10 press-up’s and a star jump GERRIMIN!!!

Not directly, but we may benefit from Guehi’s move in a domino effect. Palace may not take Faes but whoever they go for will need replacing so that club may well look at Faes and consider….would he be any more use at CB than a Domino.

Sports channel hosted by Basil Brush?

Lerrim go, then get the statue built

Any chance that it’s to help his development and his chances of inclusion for the World Cup and IF we secure promotion he’s back with us next season? Otherwise why not permanent? Is there a loan fee? Otherwise, other than saving his wage it’s not helping this seasons ffp doodah calculation thingy. Just wish this had been sorted in July and we hadn’t wasted pre-season games factoring him in. Gives us 3 hours to find a replacement, ta for that. EDIT - Just seen the above post, nope we aren’t seeing him again!

Rudkins office

A signing? it’s a signing!!!! We’ve signed someone!!!!! ……er Who is he?

I wouldn't say the squad's thin but they've just given Filbert a squad number

Bit of a bonkers PL weekend to predict, my Super 6 is f****d, got just about every forecast wrong other than Man Utd v Burnley and that wasn’t looking likely either. Gone for Liverpool 2-1 win, a draw or Arsenal win incoming then .

The whole safety first thing and players taking needless extra touches is mind numbing dull. What happened to first time passes / shots, volleys and being allowed to be instinctive. It’s paying £50-£70 to watch a training drill. I get it when it’s A David vs Goliath trying to get a point out of the game but it’s too common to be just that.

Super, smashing, great !

Preparing some “I’ve a panda” jokes just in case he signs

The “Tactical Maturity” line is a good point. I said the same thing about the 17 year old Bellingham, it’s one thing having the ability but where does that decision making, always picking the right option, come from? It’s like they knew they were going to be special and studied the game inside out at what 14, 15? Or is natural instinct a refreshing overriding factor, a pair of fresh eyes?