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When I heard that the “Chelsea Gunman” was just a lad in costume on his way to a comic convention one image sprung to mind……. The irony is he was probably the least heavily armed person in the area at the time.

Aasaaaahhhh so THAT’s what he can do. The volleyed pass round the corner with back turned landing it on a sixpence thing . Not just an overstressed looking joggy pointy water carrier after all. Skippy’s got talent!

He’s just in and around the fringes of the squad in case any of the first choices are unavailable due to injury or suspension. I’m sure there’s a word for such a role

Ooooh yes. Where’s me popcorn, it’s going to be a long night!

That old cliche “but can he do it away to Grimsby on a wet Wednesday night”……….apparently nope

More like you-nana. Yanited Cha Cha Cha? More like Yanited ha ha ha. But let’s respect Grimsby in this too, it’s not just that Utd are being pitiful.

No, it’s a Sylla idea

Just me, but personally I think you can divide his time here into two parts, before his injury getting up and down the pitch surrounded by better players and after a kind of luke warm version who has lost all sense of positioning. When the opposition play is on our left side he drifts over to the penalty spot, one good ball and we’re done for. Was better before the injury. But that’s just me.

8 million plus 2 million if Leeds stay up, making a grand eventual total of 8 million.

I thought he was just a water carrier, takes the ball from CB’s and advances it simply to AM or wingers. But this particular water carrier seems to have a leaky bucket.

It makes Johnson and Oakley look like prime Barcelona!

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I’ll get me shin pads on

We should lay off Soumare, he’s played the full 15 minutes, he must be shattered, it’s understandable that he can’t run and chase.

Probably relieved that the fire brigade could wedge him out of it

And so our new chapter begins with a Page, how appropriate. I think the ideal would be to blood him and Monga with better players around them but alas they’re injured or simply don’t exist. We should be proud of how many academy players are starting and let’s not forget Fatawu’s age although he has that season of experience under his belt. I still can’t tolerate rewarding lack of effort with further starts, I’d rather have Hamza in Soumare’s place and Ricardo RB.

The comments I hear behind me when the “Rudkin out” chants begin are “Shut up, how do you know the next one will be any better?” Well if they have a pulse and can see the deficiencies in Vestergaard, DeCordova-Reid and Soumare then they’re miles ahead already.

If tonights social media is feeling harsh just wait until the b*****d tabloids come out in the morning. The whole country will be fed the narrative that he’s a dodgy keeper. Not many listened when we pointed out Ward’s all round deficiencies but this is a Landon club, it’s West Haaaam, it’s important. He’s had two whole games behind a blancmange of a defence whilst returning from injury. Let’s just brand him as s**t for the rest of his career then.

Please tell me they’ve photoshopped Karen Brady in to a clown costume (enough about my fetishes)

And if Palmer had played . Not a fan of seeing the glutinous swines flat track bullying a team after fiddling the books to get away with punishment. And yes I get the irony of a Leicester fan talking about over spending!

I hope we tell them to BOGOF - Buy one get one free

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But he’s in 3” heels tonight

“What can Graham Potter do to turn things around”? You need Harry Potter not Graham Potter!

Oh gawd it’s now painful to watch. Mads is not getting much help but it’s like he’s taken advice on positioning from Danny Ward!