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You can say that again

The look of bewilderment on Ayew's face when being subbed, vs Fulham I think it was, with the decision met by loud cheers as in "Oh at last Ruud, you've noticed he's just jogged around for 70 minutes clapping and pointing and doing the square route of zero". Also there were cheers for Buonanotte who at the time had been harshly dropped. Ayew, you just weren't getting involved in the game AT ALL and you think you should stay on for another 20 minutes of not getting involved. It was just passive ineffective stuff, Ayew-ness at it's worst, it's not a testimonial match, we're fighting for our lives here. His next gear up is stop. Wake up man and smell the Pukka Pies.

A kit should be functional, appropriate for the activity and performance requirements so I think this would be appropriate

Aim to finish 18th and use the difference in prize money (3 Million?) to fund a partial refund to supporters for ticket money like a lotto trickle down prize. You buy a ticket with no guarantee of win, lose or draw but you have an expectation that the club will employ an actual manager and field an organised & motivated side capable of being competitive, they've negated on their part of the bargain, it's like buying a ticket for the London Symphony Orchestra and having a bloke with a kazoo come on stage with a poor rendition of three blind mice. Actually, it hasn't even been that good. Small victories but finish above Ipswich, get Vardy closer to 200 goals, try an academy lad in each game, ask Winks and other attitude problems to stay the hell away and make Rudkin do Birch's run round the pitch at the last home game.

There’s no way Ward could catch a bus, he can’t even catch a f***ing ball!

Midlands League South ?

Thought he spotted danger and read things well, lots of interceptions and clearing headers, maybe that little spell as a LCB has broadened his all round awareness.

We should rename the away end after one of them. Maybe not the Jefferson End but the other guy

Wasn’t there a band called Jefferson Aeroplane…… bit of a coincidence methinks, just as a plane flies over the stadium

First thought was lost wallet or parked car blocking emergency access. However I remember when they used to announce someone’s wife has gone into labour and everyone would pat them on the back as they headed for the exit (after seeing out the outcome of the free kick ). Maybe in this case she wasn’t sure whose it is and narrowed it down to two .

Okoli could be the future, Faes is handing the opposition an XG of +2 before a ball is kicked.

A picture of a big helpless cry baby……….holding a new-born child.

Ex Notts County Manager Jimmy Sirrell - If ye dinnae score ye cannae win. Tell me about it Jim, tell me about it!

To be honest they’ve already each given us one signature too many….on their contracts

A concourse sale and now this, we’re living the dream aren’t we. Laying out their over ordered stale old tat for fans to come and examine, gawp at, debate whether it’s worth even 20% of original cost and then conclude they’re of disappointing inferior quality……..and then there was a concourse sale too!

Just popped off for a meal, has he given it yet or not?

The council have replied to my email, April 12th will forever more be a public holiday, the statue has been commissioned and there will be a firework display before the next game.

Looked like both wingers offered energy, will to take people on, a goal threat, determination and a bit of pace. Why oh why did we waste game after game fielding Ayew and DeCordova-Reid jogging around pointing and creating the square route of FA. As a template for next season, todays pair plus Fatawu is back to what wide men should be. Leaving out a bomb scare with an attitude problem who actually brings to the opposition team an XG of at least one on his own, Faes and not going back to that giraffe who has the turning circle of a wardrobe Vestergaard. Not that Coady is peak Baresi but an improvement.

The only “problem” their keeper will have is choosing which dip to have with his picnic snacks and which angle to pitch his deck chair at to get the best sun.

Surpassing the 2 Ronnies Four Candles sketch, Monty Python’s Dead Parrot, Richard Pryor live video from the 80’s, Peter Kay, Freddie Starr’s backing tape routine, we have a new winner for comedy - The Brighton manager said THIS about US “We have to be sharp in every situation because they can beat any team in the league.” LEGEND!!!

I would thank the PL legal team for the 70 point deduction handed to Man City then ask an Ipswich fan how they let us catch them.Then I’d pray that the outcome doesn’t disguise the problems and saves Rudkin’s ass. Then I’d get absolutely rat faced and conga from the ground to the Kings Head roof (to clarify it’s a roof garden). Could happen

Ricardo’s attitude should be the standard not the exception. He made a mistake or two but 11 of that standard would make a difference, he wanted the ball, he looked to make things happen, he did his work and running and he showed he cared.

But you’d have to have Junior Lewis too, they come as a double act. Then again if Soumare is considered a Premier League player it’s not that ridiculous!

I don’t want to hear that the second half was closer, Newcastle had the pipe and slippers out by then.