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Pint for the keeper. Pint for Kelly. **** it, a pint for everyone

it’s coming home!!!!

OK, can we start properly now

Hope he doesn’t have a long memory . Vs Bournemouth he was wasting time to hold on to a lead, we’re talking worse than Pickford, Pope, any of the others, setting up a kick on one side then changing mind, calling a defender back to take the goal kick then sending him away again etc. In to added on time we get a free kick just outside box. Mahrez steps up and curls it in and the pent up frustration in me comes out, like Ramsay’s kitchen’s bits they can’t broadcast. “Haaaaa you ******* cheating ****, shame you can’t go for a winner now but some **** has wasted all your time…. etc”. When we sat back down I apologised to the lady next to me but she replied “No, it’s fine he is a ******* ****! Well now he’s our cheating ******* ****. I look forward to going for a wee, a beer and a small meal whilst you set up your goal kicks and not missing a thing!

The two game thing is a good way to get as many as possible to have close to 90 minutes on the same day then all have the same recovery time afterwards. Come next weekends friendly that may be the time we see selections for a reason and other than a few who joined late and will have had less minutes they arrive at the starting grid on par with each other. Having one match look at a 16-17 man core would not have achieved that. Having said that it would be good to see some partnerships and relationships develop, the 2 CB's, the 2 deeper midfielders, the understandings between full back and winger etc.

Hamza, in a pivotal game in our promotion season v WBA, saving 3 near certain goals with last ditch clearances, mostly due to his abundance of hair but still, determination and not giving up the cause are you listening Soumare, Winks, Faes.....

Have a feeling someone will be scent off!

You’d need an extension then a rest, join the cue

Get a feeling it was (put on deep husky film trailer voice) “Personal”. He was certainly “Gee’d up” that night!

I think by the time she got to the ball she’d completely lost her bearings. I know I had!

What a save

Just show her and the crowd the incident and she’ll stop gesturing “why” with a sulk face. Players are traditionally grabbing at shoulders when chasing and if there’s long hair in the way it will get grabbed en route, sometimes unintentionally but this was sustained and blatant.

I like the look of the German Minge.

“We beat Zalaegerzsegi TE, you’ll never sing that”

Return of the Fat! (No, not GTF!)

I’ve seen the “Ref-Cam” view in the World Club Tournament, is this one the “Vester-Cam” view?

I wish Monga would stop spinning like that, I’ve fallen off my seat twice trying to watch him, I’m going to need a seat belt in the stand next season!

Rob “extra from Charlie & the chocolate factory” Johnson

Both Soumare and Tielemans away to Fulham in the previous relegation season. They just gave up completely, walking around not chasing. Youri was clearly just focused on avoiding any risk of injury as he had been for months. Similarly Bell Chilbell once he’d set up his Chelsea move was in self preservation mode, couldn’t give a damn and sacrificed our Champions League hopes for his own personal gain, pulled out of 50-50’s, stopped taking people on. However all pale into insignificance when I remember Norman Leet. “Dad, number 3 is rubbish who is he?”, “That’s Norman Leet, he just plays when the proper footballers are injured”.

The amount that do the “Aaaaaaaaaaasgh” in the style of a pantomime pirate (oh yes they do)

Is that actually a team name or did you fall asleep face first into your keyboard?

“What the **** is that???” Kingy - “ “It’s Jannick Vestergaard Gov” ”What’s a Jammy Chesty-Garden, why is he here”? Kingy - ”He’s a defender, a Centre-Half” ”Oh, I see, so big, he wins all in the air?” Kingy - ”Nope……..just big” ”Long legs, he move quickly?” Kingy “Move is debatable, quickly….certainly not” ”So, only small wages then?” Kingy “……..His dog’s nice, good for morale…..” ”But can it play centre-half instead of Giraffe man, clown face and Coady Connors Chatty box?” Kingy “I’ll check the rule book!”

We have a coach called Xavi Calm E - I - E - I - O and on the pitch he made a plan E - I - E - I - O With a high-press here, An overload there, There’s young guys, more pride, Everybody's onside, We have a coach callled Xavi Calm E - I - E - I - O

Always reminds me of this scene

We’re going to be sponsored by Viagra #Straight Back Up