fazzyfox

……which may go on strike again and ruin another summer!

I see a stale bore-fest of a 0-0 and losing on penalties. Sorry .

Kroos gets booked

If only we had a fit and sharp Kalvin Phillips available, they’d be no match for us

What you can’t see is the 35 year Barcelona contract in Messi’s hands and the Crayon in Yamals hand.

Leeds West? I predict it’s Labour, I predict it’s Labour…..

Love this bit when they have just one result and analyse it over and over “if this was repeated nationwide……” etc. it’s a bit like the match day threads on here in the 4th minute.

1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0, 1-0,1-0 🎶

Oh s**t! About that allegation of mine, I’m sure he didn’t spoil his paper, never has done and never will do, retraction, retraction….

Former City winger Josh Low spoilt his paper. He tried for 90 minutes but just couldn’t get his cross in the box.

I hope they’re not letting Kwarteng do the mathematics as the results come in, the percentages will add up to 110. Think they should get Rachel Riley to do it instead.

Cheese's "Someone stole my inflatable dinosaur". Don't get me wrong, I'm against theft of any kind but it was blown up out of all proportions and he seemed really deflated about it

Happy birthday, there was a cake but hey it was a long queue in the post office and the inevitable happened! Hic! Chilly Bottle? I didn't think he had any, refusing to take throw ins at Millwall the coward.

Just seen that Netherlands goal with a pair of discarded white trainers in the path of the attacking player. New Romania assistant coach Nigelska Pearsonescu looked a bit guilty sitting barefooted on the bench.

Was he the one who played in several different positions in the Watford F.A.Cup game a couple of years ago? If so I liked what I saw and it was a big ask for a young player even if it was City reserves v Watford reserves.

That 1 on 1 chance and the lousy follow up, have to take it at this level . Some excellent defending and goalkeeping though, exceeded expectations

Joe King

Miss it Rat boy

Oh you mediocre muppet

Neves shot

“But it’s not faiiiir boo hoo hoo, I’m Ronaldo, you’re not allowed to save my penalties”

Youuuuu living legend!!!!!!! Not Ronaldo, the keeper!

Aston Villa Birmingham City Blackpool Brighton Bristol City Cambridge United (stop laughing) Cardiff City Hull City Ipswich er….Leicester City Newcastle Norwich City Notts County Notts Forest Sheffield Weds Sunderland Swansea City West Ham Wolves Wrexham No big 6 or Everton whose continued existence is pointless. Included the 3 Welsh, Bristol City who are due a go and plenty of Derby clubs (Newcastle v Sunderland etc) but not Derby. Always had a soft spot for Cambridge and the thought of Blackpool away in August or May. Close call for Palace and Preston but narrowly missed out.

A ridiculous suggestion that the best league in the world should be polluted by the presence of tin pot Mickey Mouse clubs, farcical. I mean Derby County ffs!

Apparently Rudkin accepted payment by cheque then ran around town all afternoon looking for a bank branch that opens on a Sunday