Trumpet

Fixed it for you.

Will always remember in the Holloway era. We’d been training on the pitch all week ahead of a big game, can’t remember which game. We lost, of course. Silence in the Kop. A bloke a few rows ahead stood up and shouted “GOOD JOB WE’VE BEEN TRAINING ON THE PITCH ALL WEEK HOLLOWAY”. Whenever anything like this comes out I adapt it. 10pm tonight “GOOD JOB WE’VE BEEN WRITING POEMS ALL WEEK”

Southern League Central Division Champions - you made us sing that!

I remember 2012/2013 being pretty negative. Can’t remember us signing anyone and if I recall we went down away at Boro first half of the first game. It all went quite well from that half time though.

You’re clearly someone who lacks culture It’s the part in love island where they split the group by sex (gender) and throw in a few more tanned and tits types to get them to cheat on their few week old partners. Shamefully I know way too much about this than I’d like.

Since Casa Amor imo.

Bad vibes apparently

Probably very similar to a “grass” / “snitch”.

For ice to form there needs to be moisture. I can’t remember the exact parameters, but if there’s visible moisture (clouds) and the OAT (outside air temp is below 15c) then anti-ice systems should be armed. The OAT of 15c is on the ground though, so it’s if you’re taking off in those conditions. Similar rules would be applied when descending through moisture at low temperatures. Somewhere like Brazil, they’d have to contend with ice from storms. If there’s cumulonimbus towering over 30,000ft with dense precipitation on radar, then they’re climbing over them or giving it a wide berth. Any plane would get battered by this kind of weather so they tend to avoid them at all costs.

Would love to find that thread of that time when our good friend, The Mayor of Leicester’s pants fell down in front of those school kids.

Got married in Portopalo di Capo Passero, there are some lovely towns and villages that way. Popped into the Spar in Rosolini in my shorts and T-shirt as it was a very pleasant 23c. Of course, the locals were in jeans and gilets. I felt all of their stares, it was as though I’d just landed and stepped out of a flying saucer

£168m fine given to water companies for sewage spills. A plop in the ocean.

Flat-roof pub landlords.

Spending some time in an airline’s Airbus simulator in a few weeks time. Not entirely sure if they’ll let me have a go, but as a flight simmer I’ll let them know I’m an expert, of course.

Well, it’s not. A fee has been paid for the physical card and the club have pledged to donate the revenue to a charity. If I’m paid my salary and I donate a percentage of it to a charity, my employer doesn’t consider it their own donation.

Match worn? Whose names on the back? For what it’s worth, I can’t remember that being a shirt we played in.

No need to apologise, was a genuine question - I can’t remember

Has an England manager ever had such a talented squad?

What a ****ing virgin Southgate is

Departures from Glasgow this morning.

Weird given the Spanish probably think the exact same of the Scots as they do the English.

We were huge favourites?

Place round the corner from us is showing the game on a big screen at the side of the River Avon. Head first in the Avon after.

See how much it meant to him too. Love to see it.

That finish was like peak Vardy. That’s what I’ve wanted all tournament.