jimsmallman

Hamza even misplaced giving his shirt to a fan. We are crap. And it’s not going to get any better until a lot of players are gone. No manager is fixing this. Laughing at Ipswich and Southampton is the only thing stopping me from walking into the ocean.

Abdul was always going to go down there.

OOH NEW FORMATION Winks with the armband tells you how weak we are for leaders.

Good save Jakub.

Can’t make subs, got shoddy nets. Just give us three points by default.

Skipp quickly retrieving the ball for a throw is the best thing he’s done for us.

Abdul. Good run but needs to be on target at least.

What a goal Ramsey. NOW IF ONKY HE STARTED THE GAME FFS

I don’t despise Sounare as some as other people but that interaction with Abdul just then made me want to walk into the ocean. Also sometimes I swear Abdul is channeling the spirit of Demarai Gray. Scores the odd cracker. Buggers off somewhere else during most games. I think we forgive him because he’s a ray of occasional sunshine in the pit of despair that is watching us.

3-2 win incoming. Ayew hat trick. That happens and I’ll pay everyone’s mortgage for a month.

I must stress I would rather he took Winks off than Soumare. Winks is beyond lazy and entitled and miserable.

HE IS TAKING JAMES OFF I AM SPEECHLESS

Enjoy not having to watch us and have some nice halloumi

As long as these overpaid cretins are at the club there isn’t a single manager who can get anything out of them. If you’re Harry Winks, why do you care if Marti yells at you at HT? You get paid a fortune and will continue to be paid no matter what. None of them are scared or him, like they weren’t scared of Cooper or Ruud. They might listen to Kingy out of “he’s one of us” respect, maybe.

I see Winks is putting in a ton of effort again. I’m 47 and have knees made out of Pringles and I move around quicker than him. Abdul going down holding his face is embarrassing. Glad JJ just carried on playing around him until he got up and stopped pretending.

Am in Portugal for work. Anyone got a link?

Is also fun to note that while there’s a quote from Top in the announcement on the club website, an unnamed “BC Game Spokesperson” gave their quote. Almost like they’re not a real company!

Changed the logo a bit haven’t they. No Pac-Man, no bitcoin dollar sign.

See Cags is doing his thing still.

He’s bloody great.

If anyone has a link so I can watch the second half over here in sunny Italy I would be most grateful.

Swansea 0-4 Leicester Bobby hat trick (as he’s ex Cardiff) and Carranza (off his backside) Would like to point out that I haven’t had a drink in 27 years and have not started again, but I haven’t slept all week and can see colours. TODAY IS THE DAY WE TURN THINGS AROUND!

I’m certain our lack of sponsor is because BC Game signed up for two years and it’s some legal thing.

Marcin Wasilewski

Ain’t Will Still a brilliant manager? 😂😂😂