jimsmallman

FFS

I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO CONVEY MY LOVE FOR THE CROSSBAR

JJ I LOVE YOU THIS IS BLOODY WONDERFUL

Bloody linesman. What a header from Ayew. He did well to win the corner for the second too. LORD I AM FEELING POSITIVE

Look how happy Skipp was. He cares! Smashing finish to be fair too.

SKIPP YOU FNG BEAUTY

Good lad Bobby

He’s out for six months for being a *****

I don’t mind Ayew playing. It’s not like Daka did anything last week. Let’s all imagine an Evans winner though. That would be nice.

Shame Faes is on the bench but I guess we don’t have any other defenders to pick. Soon as Souttar and Okoli are fit he can hang out with Winks on a Saturday.

Winks not even in the squad. Good.

This deserved more

Were they? Well then I take that back and we're stuck with him!

I know he cost too much, which isn't his fault. I know he isn't particularly brilliant. But dammit, he's a lot more likeable than certain players (Winks and Faes, for example) because he gets his head down and tries. He knows he isn't liked but he still puts the effort in and doesn't throw his toys out. He has ended up, accidentally, being seen as one of our most professional players and I wouldn't be shocked if by the end of the season he's become a cult favourite. He strikes me as the sort to put his hand up and say "I'll do that job" when asked - like playing LB and CB the last couple of games. You imagine some of our other idiots doing that? The post about Kisnorbo up above is bang on - was thinking that at the game on Saturday!

Absolutely not. It would be a financial disaster. I certainly don’t think we’re getting promoted anytime soon (and until our current mess is sorted out, it’s pointless doing so) but we go down to League One and we’ll be like Bolton and Reading have been recently. Doomed for a long long time.

I want Wellens. Or maybe Carrick. Prefer the former as he seems to be a grafter and I’d like to see him squaring up to Harry Winks. Not necessarily at training, either. In a Starbucks, hotel lobby, on a dog walk. Just anywhere Winks is. Even if he’s not our manager.

I think they might fire him tomorrow. Feels weird firing him on a Sunday for reasons I can’t fathom. Fingers crossed!

If he ever plays for us again it’s too soon.

A big day today as it's ten years since Vardy broke the scoring record. So have scheduled a lot of posts during the day on the account, check it out and give it a follow if you can: https://www.instagram.com/lcfc5000to1/

We will win this to keep limping along. It’ll be turgid and probably 1-0 or 2-1. Jordan James will score a cracker and then get taken off. One of the wingers will score the other one, ensuring the one who doesn’t score plays terribly. Afterwards Marti will say some stuff about mentality and togetherness and will remain in a job for a bit longer. Then we lose the next two games.

“CHAMPIONSHIP BEWARE, HERE COME SOUTHAMPTON” Give it a rest

I will never not laugh when memes from my day job pop up here 😂

Go away Winks

If this stays 3-0 no way Marti gets fired. ”We stayed together and it was a brave second half performance” I’d respect him more if he spent his entire post match interview going off on the referee.

I mean the game is gone but Downes should be off. Thats a red (and he should already be booked)