jimsmallman

No sauce though. That's "too foreign"

I hate seeing people who try to look sad after their team has been relegated so they can get on the telly. You should be angry. Was good to see Sky focusing on a few King Power and a fair few angry people of course. King Power Out

Luke Thomas to get ten goals at least in league one 😈

If we draw there will people who clap. We can’t change them. We needed to get smashed to see some real vitriol.

Ramsey couldn’t hit water if he fell out of a boat

THERE WE GO THEN

Why on earth are Blackburn not playing at the weekend? How has that happened, fixtures wise?

I can only presume that Gary has a bet on Hull.

WINKS IS COMING ON WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIP

Hull’s manager losing it is pretty funny to be fair

I love that the crowd cheered when JJ took the ball for the penalty. Good lad. Universally loved. Everyone else is still garbage obvs.

What in gods name is happening

The sheer lack of effort and desire is shocking no wait it isn’t

Conceded and not one of them looked bothered. Wasilewski or Huth would have knocked Begovic out for that.

You’re bang on here. Very deliberately designed to split the fanbase. Cynical.

Only player who looked like he cared at the final whistle was Jordan James. Who we don’t even own. And for some reason, didn’t start. Get these horrible mercenaries out of my club. Why on earth is Mukasa seen as a better player than Page? Fatawu is beyond garbage, just living off hype. Winks is crap and has a honking attitude. I always try to tell my lad that hate is a strong word. But I hate this squad. The management of the club. The owners. Everything. We will be here after all these pr*cks have gone. But doesn’t stop it being absolutely abhorrent right now.

GET IN THE BIN MUKASA

We are garbage. Absolutely garbage. There is not even the slightest of sparks. Must win game and haven’t turned up. Rotten. Entire team should leave Fratton Park and slowly walk into the sea and let the ocean reclaim them.

Handball but who cares. We don’t deserve anything better. We’ve shown absolutely nothing in this game to say otherwise. Garbage.

OF COURSE

“Battled” to a 0-0 at the break. Better than I thought it would be. Game itself is even worse than I expected. Garbage. But there’s a glimmer of hope. Pompey to score within the first minute of the second half.

“Leicester can be so dangerous on transition” When? Ten years ago?

Every commentators mistaken belief that Abdul is the second coming of Maradona and Romario rolled into one is baffling. Surely someone has watched him before?

In what world, in a match that we are desperate to win, do you take the one lad who has at least tried in every game out of the lineup (Skipp) and replace him with someone who has played one good game in his entire time for us (WBA home two years ago)? I just… good lord.

This is going to be one of the worst performances in the history of the club. An absolute sh*tshow. Regardless of how Pompey do tonight, I have never looked at a fixture and thought it's more nailed on that we will be at least three goals down by half time. And guaranteed to be down to ten men. If I was Rowett I'd just walk into the sea at half time, Reginald Perrin style.