Finnegan

Would have been hilariously tone deaf, so quite on brand for us tbf

**** me I love the Teddybears

That's a good 15 years after Castolo and Espimas peaked.

There are honestly so many ridiculous opinions and rumours posted on here nowadays I've started just working under the assumption everyone is an idiot. Myself included, before you ask.

That sounds unlikely. Even from just a few cursory glances at Nelson, he's surprisingly quick for a guy his stature isn't he? Doesn't strike me as the strongest but definitely isn't slow?

That's even worse Someone just called you a speccy nerd to your face.

Who the **** was that harsh? That's bannable abuse.

You've always been one of my favourite posters

It does. You are correct.

Don't worry, I understood you weren't being serious. Neither was I.

Next you'll be saying you hope Cov stay top.

This Corrosion is one of my favourite sassy break up songs of all time.

I honestly don't understand how people can play Sam Lake games and not spend the entire time cringing and rolling their eyes, ngl.

I've had a vision. We're going to start fairly brightly, we're going to score, we're going to be ahead at half time. But we're going to come out badly in the second half, lose our grip, concede and spend the rest of the match fighting not to lose. We'll draw 1 - 1. I know it seems unlikely but it came to me in a dream.

Just doesn't seem to be slowing down. They made, what, 115m from selling this year?

I think people waiting for the Forest FFP disaster to happen will probably be a bit disappointed. They don't seem to have any problem selling their players because the pirate just gets all his mates' clubs to buy their players from them for silly fees when he needs them moved on. And push comes to shove he can use his other clubs. They won't have the same problem we did regaining transfer fees or quickly cutting the wage bill down.

Hahaha bold of you to assume we learned anything from French Eddie and have a break clause in Carranza's loan.

You can only have five loan players in the match day squad. Other than that the EFL don't really give a ****. There's caps on too many coming from the same club but they could all be domestic or international and you can have like 50 of them if you want. You just can't register beyond the maximum squad size, obviously, and can't have more than the match day quota.

So, 25 minutes of injury time?

Wastes possession blazing an awful shot over the bar. "That's an impact!!!"

Have they been studying us

If you saw a picture of a laughing Sir Alex Ferguson trying to force Kenny Dalgliesh to have a Cadbury chocolate button you'd assume it was AI.