Bourbon Fox

You don't let the apprentice drive the van

Is this guy still showing up to work or what

Has Sammy Braybrooke been somewhere sunny on holiday

They're just waiting to hear back from Enzo

Jesus Christ

I don't know why we relegate

Jordan Ayew player manager

It's his lucky cap obviously

Him and Monga have both been victims of the shitshow. Aluko too. This should have been the season that they kicked on. It's not been possible because the club's been crumbling around them. Such a shame, because both of these youth assets that will supposedly be helping us in League One would be acting in their best interests if they got out of the place as soon as possible.

Or got his transfer out of this hellhole lined up and doesn't want to aggravate his injury pointlessly...

Try not to show you are as big of a bellend as Jon Rudkin challenge (impossible)

Tete is an all-timer

Did you do him a favour and kick the shit out of him?

He'd fall headfirst into a barrel of tits and come up sucking his thumb

Not enough, Watford were crap, we are just doomed