RoboFox

Had a very solid career at Championship and Premier League level. Not exactly an absolute flop like some on here. Went to school with the guy and I didn't even think he was the best footballer in the class. Mad how these things pan out. Also the fact he's retired now makes me feel old.

Nobody heavily involved in this season is exempt. Bin any of them if given the chance. Having said that he’s probably at the lower end of the list of priorities.

Sort of telling that tactical expert Dominic Wells who pops up on RL every now and then seems utterly baffled by van Nistelrooy's tactics. This dude's a performance analyst but in six months of football still struggles identify what Ruud's game plan is or what he's trying to achieve. Sums it all up really. The guy is utterly tactically inept.

Build the statue.

Remember when he was at Burnley and we pumped them in the nPower and he started crying and said it was because of "many, many pound notes"?

Ings would be a decent enough rotation option for the Championship. Problem is, he'd be on first choice wages. Also how TF is he 32? Feels like he's been around for even longer than Vardy.

Sack the board.

Haha so easy man. We’re ****ing shit.

Two-year deal. So unless someone at the club has suddenly grown a conscience, it'll still be stinking up the shirt.

Can't be any worse than our away kit this season which basically summed our entire campaign up: disgusting. If the above is to be believed, then the club's taste hasn't improved. Honestly who makes these decisions? Absolutely honking stuff. Makes me yearn for the heady days of JJB and Bukta.

I love watching shot-by-shot analysis of these trailers. The details are insane, and these most likely aren't pre-rendered. They'll be in-engine cutscenes. Can't stop thinking about the bubbles in the beer TBH. Someone's job was to animate the carbonation of drinks.

Thy Kingdon come. Thy will be done.

Are the club doing it? I can't remember the last time they did one themselves. Any good?

A couple of years ago I was looking for a joke present for a mate in a Charity Shop in North London when I came across a brand new Le Creuset large casserole for £5. They retail up to £300.

People really do have short memories, eh?

How depressing.

Souness or Eddie Guererro? Rangers have “condemned” this. How TF does an entire stand tifo get past the club without scrutiny?

The let slip the dogs of war tifo is absolutely iconic. Epitomises that period of our history IMO. One of the best ever nights at the crisp bowl. Someone on Reddit said that originally it was Ranieri on the image but it has to be changed when he was sacked maybe a week (?) before the game, hence Shakey is in a suit. Is this true?

Same school of thought as the KPFC militants physically assaulting a woman for holding up a Brendan out banner. Absolutely fvcking mental behaviour.

My favourite banner for sure. Precise and cutting. They’ll absolutely hate this.

It’s got to the point where I just kind of feel sorry for him. Just let him go in the summer and we can all just forget about this whole thing.

Shame Shilton went on to become a Forest and Derby legend, and he’s a bit of a weird guy. Kasper is our greatest ever. The dude personified our club during his time here. I miss him quite a bit TBH. MON subbing Spider Kalac on for the shoot out is iconic. Honourable mentions to Kevin Poole and Kasey Keller who did well for us in a special 90s era. And Rab Douglas once played for us.

Nah, this bloke’s a meme at this point. His reputation is shot. Yes, the squad is dog bob, but he’ll go down as one of the Premier League’s worst ever managers. Believe it or not, as a club we will still be able to attract - but that’s in spite of Van Nistelrooy, not because of him.

Are the Facebook divs doing mental gymnastics to convince each other he should be here next season because he won a single game against the league’s shittest ever team?

CityFanLee was very surprised to find out that Iwan Roberts and Julian Joachim do not in fact live next to each other in a council block.