Plastik Man

Second was supposed to be in response to the first...

They should install Ruud into Braunstone "Winstanley" Hall. He'd be king of Braunstone, a near neighbour, and he could even improve the selection at the bar!

Ah, before seeing your reply I was going to say the problem with Braunstone is it's too close to New Parks!

Haha, when I saw Darren Fletcher I'd immediately thought of the Forest supporting TNT commentator, and was scratching my head with the reference!

They're Dutch. It's what they do!

I'll check the club shop for a khaki snood!

Did anyone track Top's private jet?!

Is it too late to submit my application for the managers job? I'd promise to continue the excellent work of the previous incumbent: - puffing my cheeks plenty - encouraging the boys to "get it to Facu" - insisting JJ runs up and down the right flank even more - pouring salt into the ref's tea at half time I would even be willing to wear that disgusting khaki tracksuit.

We all love sausages. Am I right?!

I do think that's a bit extreme of you. Have you seen how expensive eggs are these days?

You have to remember transfer income in terms of PSR is counted only in the year of the transfer. Whilst transfer expenditure is spread over the term of the contract. So we spent relatively little in this year. Not that I'm necessarily agreeing with the players signed. Skipp seemed odd at the time, and with his lack of appearances recently, still does!

Corberan'll make ya JUMP!

An Esteban?

Is it his idea of a decoy? Left field, I'll give him that!

I prefer something a little older. From Cov!

Anti style really!

He'd love him in his stable

I don't believe he won a game v Spurs whilst our manager

Wtf did you leave it until this weekend to wear the watch?!

He's a Cooperesque pundit.

They obviously ticked the right box. Literally!

Popular with the Blue Army Hmongs

Mate, couldn't believe my luck, it was BOGOF too!

That's absolutely brilliant. Thank you for all your efforts!

I bought these fancy discs from the club shop. You just stick one in the toilet cistern and it turns the water blue. Brilliant! And they're only a tenner each.