Plastik Man

I bought these fancy discs from the club shop. You just stick one in the toilet cistern and it turns the water blue. Brilliant! And they're only a tenner each.

Sneak preview of next season's third kit?

Yep, he was at the home match v Brighton that evening.

I'd prefer Alison Moyet.

I'd like a left back who can invert. We don't have much cover there and I think last season showed JJ's best played on the right, slipping into a back 3 in possession. When he played on the left his lack of a left foot really showed in his passing.

Looking for the positives, that same suction dart might at least help to shift any unwanted and lingering turds?

There was never much grass at Filbert Street!

Looks promising. Might we see Cover as an inverting RB in our first team in a season or 2?

Ahem!

This really is the problem isn't it

I'm fine, though I sometimes get Whatsisface and Thingermebob mixed up.

I'd say his signing was a gamble, wouldn't you?

Just look out for the chap dressed as Demis Roussos queuing outside the away end.

I'm glad that Cooper appears to have stumbled onto this, but it really should've been the selection from the beginning of the season. With Ayew coming on late in the game to hold onto the ball, win free kicks..... and fire in winners!

Absolute bull. Plenty of reasons why decent european managers are attracted to the premier league. And our recent history does matter. It gives an indication of the clubs aspirations and the backing a manager will get. You're entitled to your opinion of course. But that's all it is. With your attitude we may as well give up now!

He'd probably just got off the phone with his wife's barrister!

Out of interest what time do you need to be outside the entrance to see the players arrive? I'm usually in the pub for a pre,-match pint but my 7 year old would probably enjoy seeing the players and getting a few signatures, so I might take him early one match?

The question remains why there are so few decent English managers? Culture must be part of it. Are the right skills and attributes values? A reluctance to play or coach abroad and widen their experience and horizons? Appointing the wrong English managers - only big names, Gerard, Lampard, etc - in jobs, and promoting them before they have gained enough knowledge or experience? Modern football tactics are very technical, requiring intellect. Look at Maresca's interest in chess and the analogies he draws. I fear the equivalent English coach would prefer dominoes! 😬

Yep, he's toned down his mid-atlantic drawl at the KP. Or maybe he tones his Lestuh accent at the basketball?🤔🤣 Anyway, I still miss Mel Pace!

He also commentates on British Basketball!

I suppose little chance of getting Rod Stewart to sing at the closing ceremony then?

Let's not ignore the Guppy in the room.

I salute you Rickeh!

Like a time bomb?

Sadly it appears Southgate didn't pass on the tablet PIN!