Plastik Man

TBF Cooper's selections are the complete opposite.

Keep Carsley in post until May and we'll be favourites to win next season's Nations League Tier 3!

I think it's just been proven that tonights line-up was less Pep-like tactical intelligence, and more like keeping all the talented mifielders happy!

C team was for amateur/non-league players I believe.

Do you think he can? Does it not reflect his own personality? Perhaps the players would be braver if they had more belief in the system? That was our first clean sheet. But repeating that second half performance, despite being risk averse, will not lead to many more clean sheets!

Trying to retain possession for more than 3 passes was not too much to ask for in the second half. That would certainly have helped!

Well, we had to change our Prime Minister in WWII!

I'm sure there's a joke in there about failing to deliver, but falling just outside the postbox! 🤣

How the feck do they get a signal?! It's one of life's mysteries. At the Kasabian concert on Victoria park I couldn't even get a signal, for calls or texts, nevermind data. Yet there was at least one person, with a crowd around them, streaming the England Euro match v Holland! 🤔🤣

You might consider that kiwi fruit salad you treated yourself to for lunch exotic, but just think of the air miles!😱 And on the subject of tins... you can stick your spaghetti hoops up your bean hole!😜

What, more staff?! 😱

It's quite simple. Listen to his interviews. Listen to what the players say. Watch our performances. Look at his team selections, tactics and substitutions. It's all there. How can anyone derive any confidence our performances will improve? Or that we will maximise the potential of the players we have? He just doesn't have it. So let's get rid as soon as possible to give his successor the best chance possible. Now, picking the right successor is another issue entirely. The club seem to insist on them having EPL experience, which doesn't bode well. Brighton don't seem to have this problem!

Just don't delegate the task to Daka!

Didn't know Boris was an admirer?

Or in the case of Ward that season, slightly late!

He spent the entire 22-23 season like a statue, modelling for it?

There's a reason for that...

I wouldn't get your hopes up. You'll only be Coopered!

Never thought I'd ever quote Thatcher!

I do have some faith the club won't delay too long to get rid. It's just a matter of when Rudkin restarts the flirting WhatsApp messages to Potter. Hopefully no pics!

Ooh, good point, I'd forgotten that little incident. Show me some hans!

I think the scoop shovel would be best placed to remove a steaming turd of a manager.

And your dog is presumably familiar with winalot!