Plastik Man

What, more staff?! 😱

It's quite simple. Listen to his interviews. Listen to what the players say. Watch our performances. Look at his team selections, tactics and substitutions. It's all there. How can anyone derive any confidence our performances will improve? Or that we will maximise the potential of the players we have? He just doesn't have it. So let's get rid as soon as possible to give his successor the best chance possible. Now, picking the right successor is another issue entirely. The club seem to insist on them having EPL experience, which doesn't bode well. Brighton don't seem to have this problem!

Just don't delegate the task to Daka!

Didn't know Boris was an admirer?

Or in the case of Ward that season, slightly late!

He spent the entire 22-23 season like a statue, modelling for it?

There's a reason for that...

I wouldn't get your hopes up. You'll only be Coopered!

Never thought I'd ever quote Thatcher!

I do have some faith the club won't delay too long to get rid. It's just a matter of when Rudkin restarts the flirting WhatsApp messages to Potter. Hopefully no pics!

Ooh, good point, I'd forgotten that little incident. Show me some hans!

I think the scoop shovel would be best placed to remove a steaming turd of a manager.

And your dog is presumably familiar with winalot!

Get him gone. He just can't set a balanced side up. Overly defensive yet we always look like conceding. Playing against Everton who don't keep possession, and still too many selections are defensive minded. Ayew should be coming on to close down a game, not starting when you need to attack a poor side and win. Poor subs, which were entirely predictable. We're not a bad side, but you have to give yourself the best chance of winning. RELEASE THE HANDBRAKE!

If I'm not mistaken the footage was all filmed in landscape, not the required portrait for Vestergaard, shoulders up, to feature.

A sausage roll perhaps?

Yes, definitely. It's free, just call your GP. Better to get yourself checked, not leave it to chance. If there is anything, you're in a much better position to tackle it early. Don't leave it! 👍🏼

Have you had a PSA test? I'm 54 and got around to having one about 12 months ago. A regular middle of the night pisser, and my dad had had prostate cancer in his 60s. Now I am prostate-less! And off for another PSA test in an hour or so, just to monitor it remains low 🤞🏼

Or sometimes farcts!

Und es ist live!

The commentator sounded really impressed!

Extending the accounting period by a month to allow us to sell Madison in the same season was smart, but in doing so to extend it beyond our stay in the EPL really was genius! 😁