Plastik Man

Not now?

Meh!

It'd be nice if, when they eventually get around to expanding the East stand, they add extra staircases to the back of the existing tier. It would certainly help.

Shouldn't be long before the fan store is stocking some sequinned blue wolf leotards?😬

Who doesn't like a game of Where's Willy?!

"I'm not sure about Luke at left back. Who else do we have?" "Victor, over here son..."

In hindsight you should have questioned his calorie logistics

I've never liked him, so all this is quite entertaining. He fell just short of calling them lesbians. He really is a complete tosser!

I'd say more like the follow through

Standing just behind him holding his poodle.

That would probably be more entertaining to watch!

What does a rat smell like?

I think it might well assimilate him. But more likely scare the shit out of him! 😂

You should see it as a positive action. It's released a lot of bottled up emotions, repressed childhoods and erm, issues. It's good we can talk about them

Practically LFE!🤣

I was a Kingsway boy. Never entirely comfortable when they changed all the road signs to Braunstone Town, it wasn't really necessary. But it was just the Blaby District side making a statement!🤣

Second was supposed to be in response to the first...

They should install Ruud into Braunstone "Winstanley" Hall. He'd be king of Braunstone, a near neighbour, and he could even improve the selection at the bar!

Ah, before seeing your reply I was going to say the problem with Braunstone is it's too close to New Parks!

Haha, when I saw Darren Fletcher I'd immediately thought of the Forest supporting TNT commentator, and was scratching my head with the reference!

They're Dutch. It's what they do!

I'll check the club shop for a khaki snood!

Did anyone track Top's private jet?!

Is it too late to submit my application for the managers job? I'd promise to continue the excellent work of the previous incumbent: - puffing my cheeks plenty - encouraging the boys to "get it to Facu" - insisting JJ runs up and down the right flank even more - pouring salt into the ref's tea at half time I would even be willing to wear that disgusting khaki tracksuit.

We all love sausages. Am I right?!