Plastik Man

He's been up Top for years!

He's just found the lead for the fax machine

Another CB with no pace!

I guess the clue was in his surname

Even the beer he drinks is boring!🤣

Hugh Edwards would probably be cheaper. But I wouldn't trust him with the academy players

While we're at it finish it off by doctoring some compromising photos of Rudkin with Whelan

And then sack Ward for gross misconduct! 🤣

We do. And they rinse us too. Kristiensen cost £16m didn't he?!

In the sequel she removed her teeth first?

Cock/no cock?

I've heard the closure of M&S really affected his form. And there was the unfortunate incident outside MacDonalds when a street urchin shouted at him "Chat shit, get banged"

I think confidence may be a problem. But he more often than not just looks too slow in speed of thought, he doesn't see the right pass or move quick enough. You can see that extra quality in Bilal who was excellent today. We really do need another winger, with pace to get behind teams like Fatawu could. It's been said on here before, the extra width Fatawu used on right stretched the defence and really benefited the rest of the attack, including Mavididi over on the left. I really like Buonanotte but he does drift inside and doesn't leave much cover for JJ either.

Harry Redknapp thinks he's Triffic!

What other pearls of wisdom did your Man U supporting work colleague offer up? Don't get me wrong, Ward was shite, but blaming our relegation on one individual is absolute bollocks.

Can you ask your Man Utd supporting work colleague for next week's lottery numbers? No, I thought not. Ward was terrible, but so was the defence in front of him. In my opinion Iversen really wasn't the answer. He had no idea with ball at his feet. And I don't recall the stats improved when Iversen was actually starting? Not to say leaving Ward as our first choice keeper was a good idea, but picking on Ward when our entire defensive line was shite is a little revisionist.

I wouldn't put Ward ahead of Oversen. They're both shite. For different reasons.

Those saying Iversen was better than Ward don't seem to recall the 2022-23 season. When he replaced Ward he may have shown a little more confidence (not difficult) but was absolutely dreadful with the ball at his feet. And I recall him conceding a bad free kick goal, may have been Everton at home? Ward had his confidence issues, but either of them behind the shocking defence we had in 22-23 was a car crash. I'm much happier with Stolarczyk 👍🏼

Gives his brain time to catch up

Well, there is that...

AM 1 BVD

For some reason the latest pod still isn't showing on the feed in the YT Music app where I usually stream it from? I eventually found it on spotify 👍🏼

A silky smooth Ctrl+Alt+Del action if ever I saw one!

It is a slight worry the longer it goes on. He needs help and hasn't come in with a backroom team that many managers come with these days. That is presuming most of the team left were Copper appointments rather than club? But you'd still expect him to bring in more of his own team, even mid season?

Not now?