Plastik Man

I'm fine, though I sometimes get Whatsisface and Thingermebob mixed up.

I'd say his signing was a gamble, wouldn't you?

Just look out for the chap dressed as Demis Roussos queuing outside the away end.

I'm glad that Cooper appears to have stumbled onto this, but it really should've been the selection from the beginning of the season. With Ayew coming on late in the game to hold onto the ball, win free kicks..... and fire in winners!

Absolute bull. Plenty of reasons why decent european managers are attracted to the premier league. And our recent history does matter. It gives an indication of the clubs aspirations and the backing a manager will get. You're entitled to your opinion of course. But that's all it is. With your attitude we may as well give up now!

He'd probably just got off the phone with his wife's barrister!

Out of interest what time do you need to be outside the entrance to see the players arrive? I'm usually in the pub for a pre,-match pint but my 7 year old would probably enjoy seeing the players and getting a few signatures, so I might take him early one match?

The question remains why there are so few decent English managers? Culture must be part of it. Are the right skills and attributes values? A reluctance to play or coach abroad and widen their experience and horizons? Appointing the wrong English managers - only big names, Gerard, Lampard, etc - in jobs, and promoting them before they have gained enough knowledge or experience? Modern football tactics are very technical, requiring intellect. Look at Maresca's interest in chess and the analogies he draws. I fear the equivalent English coach would prefer dominoes! 😬

Yep, he's toned down his mid-atlantic drawl at the KP. Or maybe he tones his Lestuh accent at the basketball?🤔🤣 Anyway, I still miss Mel Pace!

He also commentates on British Basketball!

I suppose little chance of getting Rod Stewart to sing at the closing ceremony then?

Let's not ignore the Guppy in the room.

I salute you Rickeh!

Like a time bomb?

Sadly it appears Southgate didn't pass on the tablet PIN!

TBF Cooper's selections are the complete opposite.

Keep Carsley in post until May and we'll be favourites to win next season's Nations League Tier 3!

I think it's just been proven that tonights line-up was less Pep-like tactical intelligence, and more like keeping all the talented mifielders happy!

C team was for amateur/non-league players I believe.

Do you think he can? Does it not reflect his own personality? Perhaps the players would be braver if they had more belief in the system? That was our first clean sheet. But repeating that second half performance, despite being risk averse, will not lead to many more clean sheets!

Trying to retain possession for more than 3 passes was not too much to ask for in the second half. That would certainly have helped!

Well, we had to change our Prime Minister in WWII!

I'm sure there's a joke in there about failing to deliver, but falling just outside the postbox! 🤣

How the feck do they get a signal?! It's one of life's mysteries. At the Kasabian concert on Victoria park I couldn't even get a signal, for calls or texts, nevermind data. Yet there was at least one person, with a crowd around them, streaming the England Euro match v Holland! 🤔🤣

You might consider that kiwi fruit salad you treated yourself to for lunch exotic, but just think of the air miles!😱 And on the subject of tins... you can stick your spaghetti hoops up your bean hole!😜