Plastik Man

The stain of last season proving hard to shift.

About 4 inches I'd estimate.

Cobs!

Danny tea cakes?

Mate, We've all been there...

A shooting stick down your trouser leg should do the trick!

Haha yes, as we speak, Rudkin is travelling up to Sheffield to speak to our next manager...

Was he not a guest co-commentator with Radio Leicester on one of our matches last season?

There'll be a giant toblerone on every seat come the first match of the season

Currently holidaying ar Bosworth Water Park. Coincidence?🤔

He'll remain on the payroll for now. He'll be walking Vestergaard's dog!

Drain the swamp!

We've just upped our offer with another box of giant toblerone. *Past the sell by date.

Those stats are interesting. Mainly for how few starts he's ever made for us. Let me just say I'm no Daka fanboy, there was a home game this season he was through on goal and I knew he would miss. He did. I laughed. He obviously seems to be a confidence player, and I'd hazard a guess most of his starts have not been consecutively, but all over the place. He's probably never going to be the answer, but for a confidence player, a decent run would get the best out of him. Whether that's good is another matter. But you can clearly see he's never had an extended run, with Vardy's presence always in the background. With PSR and potentially restrictions on us recruiting, we'll need a new striker, but we also need to get the best out of Daka. I can't see him having much value to sell this summer based on his career with us.

My summer holiday dreams crushed. In a single post!

I'd hazard a guess that the team back themselves to chase anything down. Despite evidence to the contrary. I agree, it would be nice if they actually backed themselves to set a decent target and put the pressure onto the opposition.

And there lies the conundrum!

I'd forgotten about the waiter. A bit indulgent wasn't it? Imagine if it had been Top who'd made that decision!

Presumably business is down in the hotels too?

We did the open Top bus parade last summer

Highlights ruined by effing Tik-Tokking muppets who don't appreciate the advantages of landscape!

A tribute to the Stadio delle Alpi? An attempt at sophistication lost in a sea of grey blandness.

Even the scorer on the stream has given up!

Have no fear, Top and Rudders are just putting the final touches to the anointing ceremony.