Richmondfox

Looking forward to Ayew falling over and walking like he is in pain with two wooden legs, running in treacle and fouling constantly.

Bilal and Mads supervising the donkey Leicester donkey sanctuary.

Useless defenders but they also have midfielders in front of them that jog around like Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder, unable to sense danger and unwilling to make any impact in the middle. Not defending the chuckle brothers at the back but at times it feels they are caught out quickly as they aren’t expecting players to get through our midfield with the ball so easily.

He comes on so late in the game on the right wing and Ruud pushes Ayew to the middle. Buonanotte always drifts inside as Ayew is rubbish and can’t play with him, which means he tries to do too much too late and the rest of the team have given up.

I’m surprised there were no new additions to the Leicester donkey sanctuary.

I think he’ll stay and walk at the end of the season. Everyone can see the squad is dogshit and our best players are injured. When he goes down he can use that as an excuse then along with no backing/Rudkin etc. If he leaves he’ll get a reputation of being difficult to work with and having no fight. That will last longer than getting relegated with a donkey sanctuary.

And then when Vestegaard hogs the ball and ignores the quick pass to Winks, it renders him completely useless. Shows how much we have missed Ricardo, Ndidi and Fatawu. It’s annoying as when they were fit Cooper wouldn’t play two of them and played Ndidi as ATM.

High line and no pace at the back or front 3. Vestegaard slows everything down too much too often. The ball either gets recycled back by JJ or Ayew couldn’t control the ball and kept giving it away. Ndidi can’t come back soon enough so Soumare can get binned off. Brain dead player. Surely Ruud can’t keep playing Dads Army FC upfront. While they have experience, Vardy is 38 and the other two have never been any good at their peak years ago. Give Mav and Daka more of a run again. It might add some value when we have to sell them at the end of the season.

Bilal won’t get a touch as 5 of those players will constantly be passing backwards and sideways to Vestegaard.

That’s Soumare at his sharpest. Completely brain dead. Vestagaard turning outwards as well to give even more time and distance. How can we have the weakest Danes around. The cbs are starting the problems in this team. Playing slowly out the back high up the pitch and trying to work compact areas against teams that actually press. Caught out by route one balls because one is slower than a tanker and the other on a different planet. Soumare having an afternoon jog and Winks being bypassed by the cbs so can offer nothing else. JJ then doesn’t help by being useless at everything he does. Dad’s Army up front and the chuckle brothers passing around at the back. Only Bilal comes out of this team without a scathing assessment.

The first could’ve been prevented if he attempted to head the ball not stop, duck and allow the player to beat him easily. Every game now he smashes no look passes at players not expecting them and puts others under pressure. Jogs around midfield and drifts away from players with the ball when he could easily close down. I think he might be our most brain dead player. Then all of a sudden he can make a charging run and players bounce off him.

Every week playing the same donkeys that make the same mistakes. I’m done with him now. Useless defenders that pass the ball around slowly and unable to run, JJ who is too scared to pass forwards and always seems to be in the wrong position. Dad’s Army FC attackers jogging, pointing and giving the ball away at the few opportunities they get. Soumare getting paid to have an afternoon jog and watch the game from the pitch. I feel sorry for Bilal having to play with this dross.

And get them to play in the same style which isn’t working.

Those two players peaked years ago at milquetoast clubs achieving nothing.

wasilewski?

Ayew time wasting our own free kick. Sums him up,

If only Ayew could pass like that to our players to the goal.

Our throw ins are like giving away a free kick. It’s either JJ or VK, both can’t take a quick one and give it away every time.

Get the donkey Ayew off.

If he doesn’t make changes at half time he won’t until 75. Even then it will be Bilal for Fac and pushing Ayew in the middle. Fac can’t play with Ayew as he’s useless so tries to do everything himself and it doesn’t work either.

Get vestagaard, JJ and Dads army FC attackers off at half time.

He turns the wrong way as well which slows it down and puts him on the back foot. Brain dead team. Vardy standing pointing instead of pressing.

Soumare constantly belting no look passes to players not expecting them.

We are going to be stuck with the donkey next season as well. Useless at everything.

We have two of the weakest Danes in Europe, Soumare and Faes sharing a brain cell. JJ in auto back pass at every opportunity and Ayew can’t cross and falls over.