tom27111

I take it that's aimed at the guy from Kingston, Jamaica

Yes. Yes it is.

Do you get to captain Chelsea by being the first on the bus or something?

Thus game is so open because theyre both utter dogshit.

The players. Explains a lot

How shite is Hojland, by the way? I take it the same people in the press talking him up in August, were the same people last year saying Darwin Nunez was just as good as Haaland

Exactly. Ball gone, accidentally touches him, no disadvantage caused. Justice done.

Never, in a million years, is that a penalty. Not a fvcking chance.

I don't know if there still is, but there used to be McIndians fast food shop in Leicester with the same slogan! Belgrave Gate and London Road, I think?

What's absolutely frightening is in the last picture, at West Brom, he's 29/30 years old

Drivers of German cars are nowhere near the worst from my experience. Taxi drivers, Ford Rangers (and other similar pick ups) and Range Rover drivers are absolutely shocking. The Range Rover ones are by far the biggest offenders. They're probably driving like they own the road so they can get to the mechanic quicker to fix their car. They're that bad, I've even come up with an acronym for them...JAWDAR's. Just Another W4nker Driving A Range. Sorry @Milo Especially if you're in an Evoque or a Velar. It ain't even a real Range Rover. It's like saying you own a Porsche and driving a Boxter.

So won't the manufacturers just advance the technology and push them to the limits to the new specifications? Basically making this whole process a waste of time? I need to hit the gym, 2030 is my first eligible year for the seniors tour.

You're right, and I'm not arguing with it, but how is that different to Jordan Pickford catching a ball, under no pressure, then diving on the ground, clutching the ball for 20 seconds? That time never gets added on and it's blatant cheating.

What's everyone thinking the rule changes will be that are to be announced imminently by the R&A? Changes to balls looks to be the general consensus, limiting the technology, or altering the size. Also the possibility of driver head sizes being limited to something smaller than the current 460cc. Personally, I think its a bit shite. If someone hits big now, however the equipment is restricted, they'll still hit bigger than the players who aren't hitting big now. The PGA Tour thinks fans just want to see the ball bombed 380 yards, but rule makers are adamant on stopping that, so why not just grow out rough and make accuracy more important? It's particularly annoying, as hackers like most of us will also be affected with equipment we can use. The multi-millionaire pros don't have to pay for their gear, we do. And I really can't afford to lose 10/20 yards off the tee because professional athletes are rather unsurprisingly a lot better than me. And my Mrs will go fvcking mental if my driver is outlawed and I need another!

Bollocks

Team GB and England out then?

"First time Luton have scored 3 in a top flight game since 1991" No shit. Before this season, that was the last time they had the opportunity to do it.

I'm not even exaggerating when I say I think I'd have saved that.

Raya AGAIN! Good to see Luton having a go.

See this all the time. Smart arses skipping queues at motorway junctions and trying to push in. Generally they're the same dickheads that have driven in the wrong lane for miles, causing congestion. Junction 6a of the M1 is a classic for it, where you join the M25, southbound in particular. Junction 9 on the M40 for the A34/Oxford is the same. I have no shame in saying there's been at least 2 occasions where I've held my ground and sent some **** the wrong way round the M25 Same at J32 on the M1 northbound for the M18. Some utter cvnt almost came right in to the side of me as he skipped the queue and tried to cut in last minute. He wasn't happy as he had no other choice than to carry on, through nobody's fault but his own.

What are you conserving in your living room is the bigger question.

https://bakeitwithlove.com/add-egg-to-mashed-potatoes/ It's definitely a thing.

Has anyone been brave enough to put an egg in their mash yet?

Speaking of mash, we usually make it using just butter. Sometimes we put a small drizzle of milk in there. But, some people swear of cracking an egg in to make it really creamy. Never tried it, very sceptical. Does anyone do this?