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Going back, Cottee and Nugent were the same. "Why are we signing shite like that?" Turns out I'm a terrible judge of player and Cottee, Nugent and Winks rapidly became my favourite players! I swear to god, if we sign that bloody Mbappe, I'm done

I'd do that every time, but the rest of the family wouldn't think twice about killing me

I think you're right. @Parafox was probably there and can verify

Beats you all. His name in French means 'The Coat'

So my step kids are 22, 17 and 15. They've never seen Die Hard. I'm getting them in to the Xmas spirit tonight

What a game. I was in Pen 1. Weren't we 1-0 down with about 5 minutes left? Maybe thats me romanticising. Pleasure to be there for Bergkamps hat trick. Possibly the best 3 scored in a game, bar Rivaldo for Barca against Valencia.

And for those living in Spain?

Surely the absolute ultimate is Mr Steven Claridge in the 120th minute of the 1996 Play-Off final? Hollywood producers would tell script writers that shit is too unrealistic. Arguably the best day of my life. It's in the top 3.

It's a terrible website. I got a first class degree in sports journalism, people ask why I've never done anything to use that degree. Basically, I wouldn't lower myself to write shite like that.

Again, not a winner, but an 89th minute equaliser, disallowed by VAR on May 15th 2021 was quite nice

Financial doping aside (and I'm not being sarcastic), they are insanely good and entertaining.

Iheanacho vs Brighton in the Cup. "I had to score, it was too cold"

Pure Enzoball that

That counter attack was almost as good as ours, yesterday. Almost. Not quite

Yeah, don't disagree with that completely. Like I said, I'd rather an HTC, the HD2, about 15 years ago, was the best phone I'd ever had. My Mrs sticks to OnePlus phones, absolutely swears by them. I've just got the z fold 5, it's immense. Not as a gimmick, but because of what I need it for. They retail at about £1800, which is nuts, but as a long term customer, I've got it for under £50 a month, including a watch. I got a cash contribution off the network too. I'd never just go out and get the latest thing without an offer being there. It's like golf clubs. Great, your new model is the shit, but I can get last year's for half the price now? That was the best thing in the world 12 months ago, so it still ain't bad?

I feel for you. It's horrendous.

I hate apple phones, usually quite inferior to alternative android products, but people HAVE to have them. I can't fathom it out. Every 2 or 3 years, I get a top of the range Samsung, they're brilliant. I used to have HTC's, they were arguably better. I've got a Samsung smartwatch too, which I love and don't know how I lived without, but to be fair, Apple probably edges the smartwatch market. The kids always slate Samsung, then look at, or use mine for something and openly admit if it had an Apple badge on it, they'd want it My phone is absolutely vital for me, from using it to get golf yardages, as a satnav, writing notes, watching SkyGo... I don't really have any other tech, not interested in it, so I don't mind spending a bit on what's important to me. Although it isn't even that much, even with the watch included. To use the car analogy that @Bellend Sebastian used, I drive A LOT of different cars and the newest Kia Sportage is probably the best allround car that I've ever driven. I say this to people and they reply "But it's a Kia?"

My sous chef is out today. Her main tasks are to keep the kids out of the kitchen, peel potatoes and make the Yorkshire pudding mix. There won't be any mash today, I can't be arsed peeling spuds. I've made a Yorkie mix though, with garlic and rosemary. Shit is going to go down at dinner time. Wish me luck

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Sgt Al Powell's patrol vehicle

There's always one

Good job they weren't called Colin, Una, Nigel and Tina.

Tell me about it!

Get an android