tom27111

As someone who studied journalism at university, I agree that there should be an impartial and trustworthy news source. If the BBC still meets that criteria is questionable. It's also draconian that if you own a television, you are forced to pay the licence fee.

He hasn't got his UEFA Pro License yet though, has he? That is mandatory to be a permanant Premier League manager. A caretaker manager doest have to have one, but as a caretaker, you can only take control of a team for 12 weeks.

It hasn't been for well over a decade, but you have no option. Which in this day and age, is absolutely outrageous.

Great assist by the post. Very Spursy. By the time Maddison returns, they'll be battling for a Conference League place.

Think he said "He didn't mean that, but the 'dummy' worked out"

As I said in the thread dedicated to Everton's point deduction, they shouldn't have bothered wasting money on lawyers to launch an appeal. Take your punishment and move on. They were never going down this year. You could probably take another 10 points off them and they'd still be fine. Bottom 3 sorted, as if there was any doubt. The only other team that could flirt with it is Forest if they get stuck in a rut. Such a shite league this year, although the top is a lot more competitive than it has been for a long time, there are at least 12 teams who could easily drop in any other year.

I did it once, never again. It was that bad, a group of lads got a football out of their boot and started having a kick about. Before long, it was a full on 20 a side match

I usually park in the cinema car park at Freeman's Common, then have a pint in the Counting House and validate my parking in there. To be honest, you could just walk in and type your reg in to the ipad without buying a drink! Don't know how long you get (maybe someone else can help?), but never had a ticket. Get out much quicker than in the industrial area.

Don't park on the industrial estate. It'll take you a minimum of an hour to get out, that's if you're lucky.

Or, just remove the correct fuse.

Thinking about it, I probably have it a couple of times a week. It's good value and versatile. There's 5 of us in our house, so if you need a few fresh chicken breasts, it costs a bloody fortune. If i do homemade burgers, ill get beef, but add a bit of pork too, packs it out and gives it a nice flavour. Might be wrong, but I seem to remember hearing the fat in the pork renders better to help cooking? Usually have mince for tacos and a pork tenderloin on a Sunday every now and again. And you can't beat a bit of belly, correctly seasoned on a BBQ. I'm not really a chops person. This was bought to you by the British Pork Marketing Board

What's that face for? You're the aforementioned friend

The M6 was closed today at Stafford. Took me 5 hours to drive from Wigan to Northampton. Everyone was diverted through Stoke and it was an absolute nightmare. And why do some people have a deathwish by doing about 90 down the M1, in pouring rain, when it's dark? Drive to the road conditions.

Is grandad still on the scene? Asking for a friend

Tonight, I'm experimenting with a twist on a classic. Red pepper pesto pork lasagne. Sauce made up of passata, a jar of red pepper pesto, some mascarpone, garlic, an onion, some herbs. Mainly used pork mince as it doesn't come vac packed and I got 120 bonus Nectar points for buying it

Alan Smith and Eddie Kelly

Out of my league, but if I get you a wig so you look like Stan...

Bloody handsome too.

Superb finish

It isn't that amazing that 3 people involved in the Man Utd match have the same birthday. They've obviously never heard of probability theory. Isn't it like a 50% chance that in a room of 20 people, 2 of you share a birthday? I'm probably totally wrong, but I've posted it on the internet, so someone will correct me almost instantly

Oh come on!

Arsenal got away with one there.

I hope so. I don't mind if they start winning as long as I don't have to look at his face anymore. That's how bad it is!

Not an incredible save, McTominay should be fvcking burying that header. Poor.