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Rudd failed his medical apparently

No need to panic. Take your time and make the right appointment. Let Vardy and Winks pick the team/tactics/formation for Saturday if needs must. They can't do any worse than Cooper.

Or Corberan Or Carrick Or Cambiasso Or Cuesta Or Cifuentes Either way, it’ll start with a C

@tom27111 you are not alone

His command of the English language is absolutely exceptional

If I was Carrick I'd stay at Boro and be an all-time legend for getting them promoted. And he's from that neck of the woods, similar size club etc. Wouldn't be averse to him coming here but can't see it.

Crossed my mind I must admit. Might have a tenner on him at 40/1

I think they’re excellent. Got them in my golf shoes and now my walking boots.

I wouldn't be averse to Carrick although I imagine he'd want the chance to take Boro up Risky for us but could also be a masterstroke. Similar age to Maresca which surprised me.

https://amzn.eu/d/40TbTri Actually 43% off, the day gets even better...

I'm warming to the idea of Rutgerus Johannes Martinus van Nistelrooij and although he was a great player, he could also be a petulant twat. Maybe he's grown up a bit now but I can see him getting all smacked arse if things don't go his way here from the off.

Just got 40% off some Scholl shoe insoles now only £9.09 what a day.

He's 72 years old and hasn't managed for over 5 years. I assume he's retired from football. He seems to enjoy doing his podcast with Clive Tyldesley and his mornings on TalkSport with White & Jordan so hopefully he's happy and doesn't need the stress of management anymore.

Here's everyone's win % with us FWIW Enzo 67.92% Pearson 48.44% Rodgers 47.06% Ranieri 44.44% Sven 43.64% Shakespeare 42.31% Puel 37.31% Sousa 33.33% Cooper 26.67% Smith 25.00%

Just watched him get his arse kicked by Zi8zag That kid is off the charts clever!

Because he’s not Cooper. Anyone but Cooper.

Honestly don't think we can do worse than Cooper. We're that desperate, I'll get behind anyone with a pulse.

I haven't been this excited about someone losing their job since Boris Johnson

Vardy runs this club I reckon and I'm all for it.

I watched it with subtitles. Mind you, I watch everything with subtitles these days