Blarmy

Still not old though. If a film from 2007 is old, what do we call films from the 50’s?

My girlfriend is a dance teacher and can’t help at all I’m afraid. She wishes you all the best though.

Yep. I bet he has a healthy cashbook.

You answered your own question

Damn right. People being ridiculously loud on nights out seems to be coming a thing - I hate it. Was at Nuneaton train station a few weeks ago and a bunch of lads walked past me being so loud it actually became a white noise and hurt my ears. Wtf?

TonyN11.

Also like sprouts, but not overcooked. Just little cabbages really and everyone likes cabbage.

This result won’t bother me at all - unless we finish second and one point behind Liverpool.

About the most pointless tweet I’ve ever seen.

My local Spa sometimes offers The Sun for free and I don’t even take one then.

Now I’ve found 50Hz mode on my Chromecast, maybe.

Hamza farts are scientifically proven to weaken the cellular structure of any lifeforms that come into contact with them, increasing the likelihood of injuries. It’s true.

If you’d hit him it would have been the shortest drive to a job ever.

Regardless, we are more likely to finish second than first. That’s where the “logical” bit comes in. Anyway, as I said, I’ll still want other top 4 teams to beat Liverpool.