Blarmy

Mayo is great. Brown sauce is better (bacon and sausage cobs both receive it). Gone right off ketchup though, and I hate the smell at the end of meals when everyone except me has huge blobs of the stuff congealing on their plates/faces. Chips and fries are better with mayo.

Exactly that.

How KP Dry Roasted now taste. From sublime snack heaven to inedible, horrible-textured salt overload. Someone needs firing.

Footlockers online ordering. Ordered a ladies size five and so far have received a seven and a nine.

People walking in one direction and looking in another, forcing me to do all the thinking to avoid a collision.

I bet you have.

Or, we don’t need *an* education.

Pretty sure it’s only the cob question that’s used to calculate the answer.

Possibly a bit of graffiti.

I’ve been to a fair few of the D Day landing beaches in Normandy. A lot of the bunkers, concrete emplacements and artillery is still there, amongst the monuments and cemeteries. Very moving places to visit.

I just find it funny that Neeson is a revenge junky in real life too.

Don’t like Andy Murray and his mums even worse.

Just keep recruiting nobodies every four weeks to get a perpetual new manager bounce going.

That’s the word “steward” ruined for me. Used to love the word steward.

Shinned it