Daggers

@Izzy likes to wear ladies garments, has he told you? It isn’t sexual. It’s that they chafe less due to the lack of a seam and…oh, hang on, no, that’s not him, it’s me. As you were.

At least it seems getting through security was easy today - 15 mins according to the holiday thread

I’m always amazed that some people can be so right on some things and yet so wrong on others. I do not believe either of these are the greatest film in the world - but Legally Blond and Heathers >Cool Runnings. And that is facts.

But who even employs mammoth hunters these days?

There used to be a strong argument for parties to receive central funding - either equal or pro rata for vote % or whatever. That argument is now moot given the rise of dark money funding social media campaigns and conducting data driven black ops.

The Vladimir Spetsnaz Friends of Freedom and Liberty charitable foundation.

He doesn’t have to queue to buy an entry ticket and his popcorn & fizzy beverage are foc, if that’s what you mean. His transport and accommodation comes out of party funds.

And there’s the final freelance client gone as they can’t afford me. Thanks Brexiters, thanks Sunak, thanks Truss. You have completely fvcked my ability to earn a crust. No, I’m not going to argue with you that these aren’t the reasons why, because they are. I have my core client that covers bills and won’t be going anywhere because of reasons. Maybe it’s time to see if I can capitalise on my poor juggling skills or something.

Are you annoyed that you can’t afford to go and are thinking about joining the LibDems just for the R&R potential? You’ll be disappointed. New joiners have to wait 12 months before accessing perks, then the only ones available during the following twelve months are swinging lessons at a play park in New Parks. There again, to go from beginner to pro swinger in ten weeks is pretty impressive. Typically, @Raj got the wrong end of the stick and lodged a complaint when he realised there’d be no nudity or fumbling around.

Wank hotel won’t let me upload images. This means the hotel is wank, or rather its WiFi, not that its main selling point is as being a venue to veteran onanists. Please refer to Hieronymus Bosch‘s Garden of Earthly Delights by way of reply.

I hate you. Clearly, not as much as I hate security at Heathrow. They’ve obviously dropped the tech thing since the disaster yesterday. I’m genuinely convinced that Rudkin is at least partially involved.

He punched a shark in the tits at lunchtime during a visit to Tiverton’s Salty Sea Land. Then, in a hot air balloon while marrying a pair of chimpanzees, he arrived at The Land O’ Pirate Farm Fun (it’s a fusion place offering the best of farmy animals and pirate thrills) in Droitwich. Here, he had a rum-laced cream tea with a pack of drunk llamas.

Because this old cvnt and everyone who thinks like him can fvck the fvck off.

On the other hand, FPTP is succeeding - because it's keeping these morons from having direct access to the levers of power. You don't climb onto a plane and everyone in the cabin has a vote on whether Kevin from Doncaster should fly today because he has a really appealing personality. Sarah, the actual pilot is really boring, it said so in The Sun. You don't go to hospital to find that Zafrina, a woman with one arm, physical Tourettes and poor vision will be performing your surgery because everyone in the local area voted for her and her strident opinions on the NHS. It's insane to allow idiots to exercise greater control in the name of giving greater equality to "progressive" viewpoints - personally, I'd use regressive in place. We saw what happens when we do that - the country is £140 billion worse off for it.

At which point the BBC will make him host of Question Time and extend running time to 6 hours, of which questions will constitute 10 minutes.

I’ve decided I don’t like hotels. Mostly, I don’t like the prices they charge for alcohol and food - and I really don’t like hotel breakfasts. Their bacon is always that strip nonsense, the scrambled eggs are always too creamy and have the consistency of egg soup, and everything else is just plain wrong. I like a large cup of coffee, two slices of marmite toast, and everyone to shut the fvck up in the morning. I do not like feeling I’ve stumbled in on a lively market with a shite music overlay. And then there’s the aircon which never goes as cold as I want, the pillows that are always way too soft, and the wi-if that shits a brick if you try to upload work stuff. Yes, I do not like hotels at all.

What, as in like Nick Cage, most of his in front of camera work lacked any conviction or believability?

Sunak hides from journos. Davey gets interviewed in a tea cup

I’ll be amazed if Reform get more than two or three. Odious bunch of fascists. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/jun/10/reform-uk-defends-candidate-over-hitler-neutrality-comments

And now Lewandowski hobbles off. They aren’t going to have a team for the Euros at this rate

Brilliant. Świderski Scores in the friendly against Turkey - over celebrates a pointless goal, and has fvcked his ankle jumping in the air. Gets up eventually, slides in on an unnecessary tackle, gets helped off the pitch - and that’ll be the end of his tournament. I mean, it’s great for the Poles that their team is really going hard for the win - but they play their first match Sunday!

I meant to post this

Oh ffs.