Daggers

This is what happens when a Trust recognises that it should be acting in the interest and coordinating the actions of the entire supporter body - rather than sitting on its collective self satisfied arse and achieving the square root of FA.

Can’t muster much in the way of disappointment as I’ll not be watching a single minute of PL action next season - for this reason among many others. The prospect of top flight football leaves me absolutely cold and its welcome to as much VAR as it can cram down its blood money neck.

*It’s impossible to know if people are using irony or being serious with this topic. PE has gone woke? How?

I wish I’d changed suppliers now. Still, got it reduced by 33% so there’s that.

@Raj - imagine you wanted to start a thread about your penis: 1. Create thread title 2. Upload extremely magnified image of your penis 3. Post thread 4. Job done …Now, use a gif of your extremely magnified penis in place of the static image Et voila, a thread about Raj’s moving penis featuring an animated gif of said penis

Very little in life genuinely shocks me.

I’m amazed how little of a fvck I give about whoever is appointed. I’m hoping the appointee will engender a twitch, because atm my enthusiasm for this club is completely flaccid.

The absolute penis of a BT “engineer” who has messed me about this week. I assumed he was delivering the new router and boosters. First, he doesn’t show for the appointment. Second, he doesn’t show for the second appointment. Calls fifteen minutes after he should’ve left me to say he was on his way. Rocks up - does nothing but check my signal strength. No router. No boosters. Absolutely no point. If I wasn’t WFH I’d be spitting nails. I hate BT.

Do you seriously believe she pays the correct amount of tax? *not the “legal” amount

I was going on a flight but had a premonition there would be an accident - then I started having a fight with my friend and we got thrown off - and then the plane did crash. You’d think that was lucky, but all my friends who were with me have started dying one by one in mysterious circumstances. Everything is ok now though and six months has gone by so I’m going to Paris with my two remaining friends.

I guess burning crosses would save on floodlight costs

Have they been taken over by the British Union of Fascists?

I thought I couldn't be more disassociated than last summer. I was wrong.

This weather can do one. I should be out in the garden working - not wearing socks because my feet are cold. It's fvcking June FFS.

Heard from a couple of barristers today who've argued, quite convincingly (but then I'm bias) that what he did last night was textbook lawyering. They state that he allowed Sunak to lie, not once but repeatedly. He made the lie over and over - and today slapped out the proof that he knew he was lying and had been told not to. In doing so, Starmer has allowed Sunak to paint himself as a completely unreliable source of information and this will factor in to the second and final debate. Might be true, might be complete BS. What I reckon is moot.

Here you go...

Stagnation be thy name.

Back to the fun bit of the thread

No. I support its aims.