Daggers

Got mine given when I had my flu jab. They offered at the table and I said why the hey not.

That’s because it’s a no-go zone, but you went. They’ll have had to cancel things and now be running double sharia laws all weekend.

I have a lovely bridge for sale, if you’re interested

No idea tbh. I went through the priority lane which took around 30minutes - but that was because, yetafvckinggain, I was singled out as a drug dealing terrorist for a more thorough inspection. Every fvcking time. “Anything sharp on you, Sir?” ”Just my razor sharp caustic wit.”

Alibi. He was there the day before slicing and dicing. Photo op the next day - perfect cover. The Airb&b thing is a distraction to hide the crime.

But what about the sterile nature of that kitchen? That screams ‘murdered teen sex worker’ to me.

Oh looky, another Tory has done a racism.

Get Bach Bach on the road again Bach for good Bach to you

One day soon you’ll be confident enough to kiss a man in public. Way to go Jon.

Imagine them all nak… No. No, that’s a very stupid idea. Imagine yourself naked. I do that all the time - and I’ve never ever met you.

Bach

😂 It’s like we’ve all known you’re gay since forever and now you’re in your 50s and still railing against Pride marches. Come out, Jon. Come join us on the morally superior side of the fence. You know Toryness has brought nothing but sadness, misery and corruption - and yet still you leap in to defend them more often than Babs defends Rudkin. Come be a socialist. Be an agent of change instead of a defender of failure. 🤔

Maresca’s tickytacky or R*dgers’ tickytacky?

As I’ve said to Una in another thread, if you’re flying from Heathrow anytime soon, factor in the massive queue for security clearance. It’s vast. Like, if you took Gary Taylor-Fletcher and made him a queue - that’s how big. They’re also doing the 100ml liquids and removing your tech thing again.

Queue for security clearance is INSANE. It is all the way out of the building - never seen the like. Even the priority queue was a bit of a slog. Plus, thanks Heathrow, they’ve brought back the 100ml liquid limit and you have to get all your tech out again.

Tories do. Yes.

Saturday Kitchen looks a bit shit these days.

You still haven’t left me feedback from the sale.

Bless her.

It is, it’s a wild generalisation that completely misses out all of the nuances.

You may wish to revisit that analogy and tweak it somewhat; it makes as much sense as Brexit.

Buon viagio.

Where you headed?