Daggers

Me viewing the shit show of my thread

Surprisingly so, given the few hours I spent trying to drill down to get answers They know most of the fanbase is stupid - and lazy instead of reactive If more people joined me in a complete boycott it might resolve itself a little bit faster - the longer people keep buying tickets the longer this drags out

These clueless fvckers get paid to do this

Jesus. How bad does it have to get before we can boot them out?

This is all of you right now

I’m going to have to put you all on block for the sake of my sanity.

It’s like watching the Tory cabinet attempt to assemble a metal model construction thing. Pathetic. Just pathetic.

Yes. And sadly no, because this is FT.

Name or post something better than the previous post. This will be the shortest thread in the history of FT because I’m just about to win - there is nothing better…

Facebook has been dreadful for 24hrs. Timeline restricted, political ads all over - each one flooded with Richard Tice paid-for bots. Odious.

Can someone apply for it and just edit all of Rudkins work so he actually appears even more incompetent?

Pigeons need to get in line

Honestly reckon people contributing the “Birds” thread should have some kind of court order made. I find it deeply troubling that men can happily objectify women online and not think there’s anything wrong with what they’re doing. You talk about my daughter like that, I’m going to make you feel pain like you’ve never experienced.

I got twatted by one on the way to a bike day at Brackley. I saw it heading to the helmet, I tried jinxing left and right - the homing fvcker smashed into my forehead coating my entire right side. Everybody laughed. I hate my friends as much as I now hate pigeons.

Somewhere in an alternate dimension it’s us being laughed at for the very same quotes.

Old 'two pints' Albrighton, as he shall now be known.

"Experience, attitude and passion" don't command respect - results do. Vardy is respected because of what he continues to deliver on the pitch. Once you remove that, you have something that becomes an instantly waning asset as young bucks seek to assert themselves - it requires a whole new set of skills over attitude and pashun.

Best meme

We will be presenting @Raj with his annual award on July 31st, as usual. Actually, there is talk of retiring the award now he’s won it every year since its inception in 2008.

For a pair of d1ckheads, that was brilliant 😂